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Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh me Greek boyHow is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friendsthought that they might be able to steal my cannabisand then sell it back to

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

Rory Breaker:
Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.Nick the Greek:Uh?Rory Breaker:Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!Nick the Greek:Rory Breaker:I know you couldn't have known my position 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse with that "what's going on here?" look slapped all over your chevy chase! But what you do know is where these people live.Rory Breaker:If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.Nick the Greek

Full Transcript

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Your stupidity might be your one saving grace

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Uh

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Don't uh me Greek boy

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How is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friends

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thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis

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and then sell it back to me

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Is this a declaration of war

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Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get

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'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas

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I know you couldn't have known my position

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'cause you're not that stupid that if you did

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you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse

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with that what's going on here look

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slapped all over your Chevy chase

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But what you do know is where these people live

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If you hold back anything I'll kill you

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If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth

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I'll kill you

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If you forget anything I'll kill you

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In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick

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Now do you understand everything I've said

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Because if you don't I'll kill you

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Now Mr Bubble and squeak you may enlighten me

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غبائك من الممكن أن يكون نعمتك الوحيدة

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ماذا

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لا تقاطعنى أيها الولد اليونانى

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كيف اعتقد أصدقائك الأغبياء الذين قريبا سيكونون أمواتا

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أنهم يمكنهم أن يسرقوا الحشيش الخاص بى

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وبعد ذلك يبيعونه لى ثانية

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هل هذا يسمى اعلان بالحرب

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هل هذه نكتة من نكات البيض

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لأننى لا أجد نفسى أضحك يا نيكولاس

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من الممكن أنك لم تكن تعرف وضعى الحقيقى

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لأنك اذا كنت تعرف فأنت لست بهذا الغباء

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لـاتى الى هنا ثانية لتحك مؤخرتك

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بجملة ماذا يجرى أنظر الى مطاردة الشطرنج

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ولكنك تعرف أين يعيش هؤلاء الناس

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اذا تراجعت عن أى شىء سأقتلك

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اذا لم تقل الحقيقة أو اعتقدت أنك كذلك سأقتلك

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اذا نسيت أى شىء سأقتلك

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فى الحقيقة يجب أن تعمل بجد لتظل على قيد الحياة يانيك

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أفهمت كل شىء قلته

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لأنك لو لم تكن فهمت سأقتلك

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الآن أيها اليونانى أيمكنك أن تنيرنى بالمعلومات

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Ta bêtise va peut être te sauver

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Pas de ça avec moi

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Comment tes cons d'amis bientôt morts

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ont pu me voler mon cannabis

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en pensant me le revendre

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Ils veulent la guerre

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C'est une blague entre connards de Blancs

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Parce que ça me fait pas rire

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Je sais que tu savais pas

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T'es pas aussi con

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pour te pointer ici en te grattant le cul

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avec ton air de pas y toucher

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Mais tu sais

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où ils habitent

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Si tu veux me doubler je te tue

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Si tu déformes la vérité ou si tu m'en donnes l'impression je te tue

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Si tu oublies un détail je te tue

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Il va falloir travailler très dur pour rester en vie

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T'as tout compris

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Sinon je te tue

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Maintenant M le Grec

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veuillez m'éclairer

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Und den Stoff Hinterhältige Kerle Zähl es

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Scheiße es ist viel

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Zählen wir's nebenan

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Wir gehen nicht nach nebenan bevor wir sie nicht fertiggemacht haben

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Wir zählen's oben

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Sie sollen dich nicht sehen wenn sie reinkommen

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Gib das her blöder Trottel

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Überprüft eure Kanonen Versteckt euch

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und wenn sie kommen

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schießt ihr

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Benutzt eure eigenen Waffen

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So nimmt man keinen Anruf entgegen

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Bist du es Dean

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Nein Lord Lucan Was dachtest du denn

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Was kann ich für dich tun

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Ich muss diese Gewehre wieder haben

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Die werde ich wohl nie mehr sehen

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Ich kann sie dir bezahlen

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Das glaube ich aber hör zu

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ich werde weder sie noch die Waffen je wiedersehen

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Dann eben nicht

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Dann geht es eben nicht

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Ihr müsst sie kriegen

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Wir hatten einen Deal Sie sagten alles im Schrank

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Egal ob im Schrank oder nicht

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Ketololanmu mungkin akan menyelamatkanmu

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Apa

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Jangan bilang begitu Bocah Yunani

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Apa kabarnya teman tololmu yang akan segera mati

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yang mereka kira bisa mencuri ganjaku

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lalu menjualnya kembali padaku

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Apa ini pernyataan perang

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Apa ini lelucon orang putih yang orang hitam tak mengerti

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Karena aku tak tertawa Nicolas

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Aku tahu kau tak tahu apa yang terjadi

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karena kau tak sebodoh itu jika kau melakukannya

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kau takkan muncul kemari tiba tiba

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dengan katakan apa yang terjadi di sini

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dengan raut wajah lugu mu

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Tapi kau tahu dimana orang orang ini tinggal

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Kalau kau merahasiakan sesuatu akan kubunuh kau

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Kalau kau bohong atau kurasa kau bohong

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Aku akan membunuhmu

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Kalau kau melupakan sesuatu Aku akan membunuhmu

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Bahkan kau harus bekerja keras untuk tetap hidup Nick

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Sekarang kau mengerti semua yang aku katakan

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Karena jika tidak Aku akan membunuhmu

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Sekarang bisakah kau jelaskan Tn Bubble Gelembung

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твоя глупость еще спасет тебя

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Без всяких там а а грек

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как это твои засранцы дружки которые скоро сдохнут

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Это война

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Я знаю что ты не знал

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ты бы тут не появился

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но ты знаешь где они живут

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ты понимашеь что я говорю

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Quizá tu estupidez te salve

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Cómo

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No hagas ruidos raros griego

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Cómo fue que tus amigos casi muertos

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pensaron que me podian robar la hierba

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y volvérmela a vender

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Es un declaración de guerra no

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Es broma de blancos que negros no entienden

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Porque no me hace gracia Nicholas

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Sé que no conocias la situación

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No eres tan imbécil como para saberlo

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y venir rascándote el trasero

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con esa cara de '' Qué pasa aquí ''

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que todavia no te quitas de encima

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Pero lo que si sabes

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es dónde vive esta gente

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Si me escondes algo te mato

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Si me dices medias verdades o si lo sospecho te mato

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Si te olvidas de algo te mato

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Te costará mucho seguir vivo

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Entendiste todo lo que dije

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De lo contrario te mato

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A ver ruidoso

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haz que vea la luz

Available in 7 languages

Duration

77 seconds

Views

1,765

Timestamp in Movie

01:14:31

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Rory Breaker

Nick The Greek