"Lolita" quotes

Lolita poster
A middle-aged college professor becomes infatuated with a fourteen-year-old nymphet.

Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writer: Vladimir Nabokov, Stanley Kubrick, James B. Harris
Production: N/A
Year: 1962
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Jun 1962
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 9 nominations total

64 Clips

As a matter of fact - Lolita 01:39
As a matter of fact
You'd better run along - Lolita 00:32
You'd better run along
What's the matter with you anyway - Lolita 00:22
What's the matter with you anyway
I've missed you terribly - Lolita 00:53
I've missed you terribly
It's so unsanitary - Lolita 00:22
It's so unsanitary
I'm really winning - Lolita 00:23
I'm really winning
I'm really sorry that I cheated so much - Lolita 00:24
I'm really sorry that I cheated so much
I'm going to ask you something about Michele - Lolita 00:31
I'm going to ask you something about Michele
If what you're needing is peace and quiet - Lolita 00:32
If what you're needing is peace and quiet
I wonder if you aren't being too liberal with her - Lolita 01:04
I wonder if you aren't being too liberal with her
I told you no dates - Lolita 00:45
I told you no dates
I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long - Lolita 00:35
I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long
I haven't even had my morning cup of coffee yet - Lolita 00:30
I haven't even had my morning cup of coffee yet
I have not made my point quite clear - Lolita 03:05
I have not made my point quite clear
I have no sense of rhythm - Lolita 00:34
I have no sense of rhythm
I have to go to school - Lolita 00:42
I have to go to school
I go as limp as a noodle - Lolita 00:23
I go as limp as a noodle
I forbid you to disturb Professor Humbert again - Lolita 00:28
I forbid you to disturb Professor Humbert again
I don't want you around them - Lolita 00:28
I don't want you around them
You're crazy - Lolita 00:29
You're crazy
You're a very persuasive saleswoman - Lolita 00:27
You're a very persuasive saleswoman
You're a sort of bad loser - Lolita 01:12
You're a sort of bad loser
You'll have to excuse my appearance - Lolita 00:21
You'll have to excuse my appearance
You will promise - Lolita 00:36
You will promise
You never let me have any fun - Lolita 01:00
You never let me have any fun
You must see the garden before you go - Lolita 00:58
You must see the garden before you go
I could fix for you to attend executions - Lolita 00:33
I could fix for you to attend executions
I can't read - Lolita 02:19
I can't read
Humbert Humbert - Lolita 00:41
Humbert Humbert
He wasn't like you and me - Lolita 00:33
He wasn't like you and me
Go and get some Type  A  Kodachrome - Lolita 00:14
Go and get some Type A Kodachrome
Don't smudge your toenails - Lolita 00:12
Don't smudge your toenails
Do you think I wanted to have a blow out - Lolita 00:15
Do you think I wanted to have a blow out
Do you believe in God - Lolita 00:19
Do you believe in God
Do you always have to shave twice a day - Lolita 00:24
Do you always have to shave twice a day
Dick's very sweet - Lolita 00:11
Dick's very sweet
But you don't like to leave - Lolita 01:44
But you don't like to leave
Are you sending her to that Camp Climax again - Lolita 00:37
Are you sending her to that Camp Climax again
You have a maid living in the house - Lolita 00:40
You have a maid living in the house
You do arouse the pagan in me - Lolita 00:18
You do arouse the pagan in me
You are either Australian or a German refugee - Lolita 00:26
You are either Australian or a German refugee
Would you like me to read you some poetry - Lolita 03:08
Would you like me to read you some poetry
Why don't we play a game - Lolita 01:40
Why don't we play a game
Who's there - Lolita 00:25
Who's there
When you get to know me better - Lolita 00:28
When you get to know me better
What shall we do now - Lolita 00:11
What shall we do now
What happened to your bed - Lolita 00:25
What happened to your bed
What happened to this Oriental minded genius - Lolita 01:16
What happened to this Oriental minded genius
We don't read other people's diaries now - Lolita 00:15
We don't read other people's diaries now
This would be your room - Lolita 00:28
This would be your room
This mixture in my Lolita of tender - Lolita 01:10
This mixture in my Lolita of tender
There's a nice view from this window - Lolita 00:18
There's a nice view from this window
The facts of life - Lolita 01:39
The facts of life
The cot came - Lolita 00:10
The cot came
The best people shave twice a day - Lolita 00:20
The best people shave twice a day
That's right - Lolita 00:57
That's right
That's a darling little gun you got there - Lolita 00:34
That's a darling little gun you got there
She's a yellow belt - Lolita 01:37
She's a yellow belt
She had an accident - Lolita 01:40
She had an accident
She was a wonderful person - Lolita 00:17
She was a wonderful person
Right in the boxing glove - Lolita 00:12
Right in the boxing glove
Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom - Lolita 00:17
Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom
Must you pamper your pimples - Lolita 00:13
Must you pamper your pimples
Madame Humbert - Lolita 01:31
Madame Humbert

Cast

Prof. Humbert Humbert - James Mason
Charlotte Haze - Shelley Winters
Lolita - Sue Lyon
Richard T. Schiller - Gary Cockrell
John Farlow - Jerry Stovin
Jean Farlow - Diana Decker
Nurse Mary Lore - Lois Maxwell
Physician - Cec Linder
George Swine - Bill Greene
Mrs. Starch - Shirley Douglas
Vivian Darkbloom - Marianne Stone
Miss Lebone - Marion Mathie
Frederick Beale Sr. - James Dyrenforth
Miss Fromkiss - Maxine Holden
Charlie Sedgewick - Colin Maitland
Man (as Terence Kilburn) - Terry Kilburn
Bill Crest - Roland Brand
Clare Quilty - Peter Sellers
Hospital Attendant - Irvin Allen
Ambulance Attendant - Ed Bishop
Teenager - Jean Carnt
Teenager - Jean Collins
Dr. Frankenstein (archive footage) - Peter Cushing
Dark-Haired Teenager - Jennifer Dodd
Friend - Anne Flack
Mona Farlow - Susanne Gibbs
Jack Brewster - James B. Harris
Cute Girl - Loraine Hart
Police Conference Delegate - Walter Henry
Friend - Jenny Jones
French-Spanish Girl - Lilian Keeton
Man in Mansion Interior - Stanley Kubrick
Roy - Eric Lane
Frankenstein's Creature (archive footage) - Christopher Lee
Friend - Coral Morphew
Dark Girl - Maria Nicholas
Police Conference Delegate - Jim O'Brady
Kenny Oberton - Robert C. Overton
Blonde Girl - Sonya Petrie
Teenager - Jacqueline Poole
Stagehand - Guy Standeven
Friend - Marti Webb