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"Lolita" quotes

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A middle-aged college professor becomes infatuated with a fourteen-year-old nymphet.

Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writer: Vladimir Nabokov, Stanley Kubrick, James B. Harris
Production: N/A
Year: 1962
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Jun 1962
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 10 nominations total
We don't read other people's diaries now - Lolita 00:15 We don't read other people's diaries now I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long - Lolita 00:35 I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long Who's there - Lolita 00:35 Who's there The night you disappeared - Lolita 00:18 The night you disappeared I can't read - Lolita 00:35 I can't read Would you like me to read you some poetry - Lolita 00:14 Would you like me to read you some poetry You'd better run along - Lolita 00:33 You'd better run along Do you believe in God - Lolita 00:14 Do you believe in God I've missed you terribly - Lolita 00:23 I've missed you terribly She's a yellow belt - Lolita 00:29 She's a yellow belt I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me - Lolita 00:09 I want you to live with me and die with me and everything... Do you always have to shave twice a day - Lolita 00:17 Do you always have to shave twice a day That's right - Lolita 00:24 That's right She had an accident - Lolita 00:29 She had an accident This mixture in my Lolita of tender - Lolita 00:30 This mixture in my Lolita of tender I go as limp as a noodle - Lolita 00:13 I go as limp as a noodle Dick's very sweet - Lolita 00:07 Dick's very sweet Why don't we play a game - Lolita 00:37 Why don't we play a game Afraid somebody's gonna steal your ideas and sell them to Hollywood - Lolita 00:16 Afraid somebody's gonna steal your ideas and sell them... I'm really sorry that I cheated so much - Lolita 00:10 I'm really sorry that I cheated so much What happened to this Oriental minded genius - Lolita 00:37 What happened to this Oriental minded genius Oh you man - Lolita 00:05 Oh you man Right in the boxing glove - Lolita 00:07 Right in the boxing glove Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom - Lolita 00:13 Queer how I misinterpreted the designation of doom That's my diary We don't read other people's diaries do we - Lolita 00:05 That's my diary We don't read other people's... I forbid you to disturb Professor Humbert again - Lolita 00:11 I forbid you to disturb Professor Humbert again The best people shave twice a day - Lolita 00:17 The best people shave twice a day Was Clare Quilty - Lolita 00:10 Was Clare Quilty There's a nice view from this window - Lolita 00:12 There's a nice view from this window Madame Humbert - Lolita 00:54 Madame Humbert If what you're needing is peace and quiet - Lolita 00:15 If what you're needing is peace and quiet You're crazy - Lolita 00:18 You're crazy What happened to your bed - Lolita 00:14 What happened to your bed What shall we do now - Lolita 00:04 What shall we do now You will promise - Lolita 00:28 You will promise Six months have passed and Lolita is attending an excellent school - Lolita 00:19 Six months have passed and Lolita is attending an excellent... I don't want you around them - Lolita 00:11 I don't want you around them I told you no dates - Lolita 00:28 I told you no dates I'm going to ask you something about Michele - Lolita 00:18 I'm going to ask you something about Michele You never let me have any fun - Lolita 00:39 You never let me have any fun Don't smudge your toenails - Lolita 00:11 Don't smudge your toenails The facts of life - Lolita 00:44 The facts of life I have not made my point quite clear - Lolita 01:09 I have not made my point quite clear We Americans - Lolita 00:23 We Americans What's the matter with you anyway - Lolita 00:07 What's the matter with you anyway You'll have to excuse my appearance - Lolita 00:07 You'll have to excuse my appearance I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that when you moved into our house - Lolita 00:09 I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that when you... He wasn't like you and me - Lolita 00:17 He wasn't like you and me And who might they be - Lolita 00:07 And who might they be I'm really winning - Lolita 00:09 I'm really winning You're a sort of bad loser - Lolita 00:33 You're a sort of bad loser It's so unsanitary - Lolita 00:15 It's so unsanitary That's a darling little gun you got there - Lolita 00:24 That's a darling little gun you got there I could fix for you to attend executions - Lolita 00:16 I could fix for you to attend executions This would be your room - Lolita 00:20 This would be your room You have a maid living in the house - Lolita 00:21 You have a maid living in the house You must see the garden before you go - Lolita 00:37 You must see the garden before you go You're a very persuasive saleswoman - Lolita 00:17 You're a very persuasive saleswoman When you get to know me better - Lolita 00:22 When you get to know me better I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long No not at all - Lolita 00:21 I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long No not at all I wonder if you aren't being too liberal with her - Lolita 00:29 I wonder if you aren't being too liberal with her Humbert Humbert - Lolita 00:17 Humbert Humbert I have no sense of rhythm - Lolita 00:52 I have no sense of rhythm Must you pamper your pimples - Lolita 00:08 Must you pamper your pimples I haven't even had my morning cup of coffee yet - Lolita 00:14 I haven't even had my morning cup of coffee yet You do arouse the pagan in me - Lolita 00:09 You do arouse the pagan in me I wouldn't care if your maternal grandfather turned out to be a Turk - Lolita 00:14 I wouldn't care if your maternal grandfather turned out... She was a wonderful person - Lolita 00:19 She was a wonderful person Are you sending her to that Camp Climax again - Lolita 00:17 Are you sending her to that Camp Climax again But you don't like to leave - Lolita 00:26 But you don't like to leave As a matter of fact - Lolita 00:28 As a matter of fact The cot came - Lolita 00:11 The cot came Go and get some Type  A  Kodachrome - Lolita 00:15 Go and get some Type A Kodachrome I have to go to school - Lolita 00:16 I have to go to school Do you think I wanted to have a blow out - Lolita 00:08 Do you think I wanted to have a blow out Are you feeling cold? - Lolita 00:14 Are you feeling cold? Charlotte! - Lolita 00:09 Charlotte! Darling, you've gone away. - Lolita 00:08 Darling, you've gone away. Excuse me, kids. Ha, ha. - Lolita 00:14 Excuse me, kids. Ha, ha. [GROANS] - Lolita 00:09 [GROANS] [GROWLS] - Lolita 00:07 [GROWLS] Hello. - Lolita 00:17 Hello. Hello! - Lolita 00:06 Hello! He's moving. - Lolita 00:08 He's moving. HUMBERT: I cannot tell you the exact day
when I first knew with utter certainty... - Lolita 00:14 HUMBERT: I cannot tell you the exact day when I first knew w... HUMBERT: The brakes were relined,
the water pipes unplugged... - Lolita 00:24 HUMBERT: The brakes were relined, the water pipes unplugged.... HUMBERT:
Uh.... - Lolita 00:12 HUMBERT: Uh.... HUMBERT: What drives me insane is
the twofold nature of this nymphet. - Lolita 00:26 HUMBERT: What drives me insane is the twofold nature of this... HUMBERT: You must now forget Ramsdale
and poor Charlotte and poor Lolita... - Lolita 00:24 HUMBERT: You must now forget Ramsdale and poor Charlotte and...

Cast

Prof. Humbert Humbert - James Mason
Charlotte Haze - Shelley Winters
Lolita - Sue Lyon
Richard T. Schiller - Gary Cockrell
John Farlow - Jerry Stovin