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Lommbock

Stefan's back in Germany for a paper for his wedding in Dubai. His old friend, Kai, gets him in drug trouble. They try to help Kai's stepson, who works for drug dealers. Stefan meets an old flame.

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Christian Zübert

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It's all backed up with sauna sessions
at different temperatures - Lommbock

It's all backed up with sauna sessions at different tem...

I've drawn up a diet plan for you
which you have to keep to meticulously, - Lommbock

I've drawn up a diet plan for you which you have to kee...

Shit... I told you
I didn't want to smoke with you. - Lommbock

Shit... I told you I didn't want to smoke with you.

Option A, you get on my tits for
the next two weeks and we get stressed. - Lommbock

Option A, you get on my tits for the next two weeks and we g...

I know that my mom stresses you out
about me - Lommbock

I know that my mom stresses you out about me

For me, there's a bit more to life
than just status symbols and career. - Lommbock

For me, there's a bit more to life than just status sym...

I'm no slave to capitalism.
I'm no slave to capitalism! - Lommbock

I'm no slave to capitalism. I'm no slave to capita...

I still see him now and again
when he goes out on his bike. - Lommbock

I still see him now and again when he goes out on his bike.

He completely changed,
then he got this huge bike - Lommbock

He completely changed, then he got this huge bike

No. He's also hanging around
with some weird folk. - Lommbock

No. He's also hanging around with some weird folk.

THE SALAFIST SITUATION - Lommbock

THE SALAFIST SITUATION

He got a phone call and just after that,
he went off in a mad rush. - Lommbock

He got a phone call and just after that, he went off in a ma...

Actually, I don't need to meet women
over the internet. Really. - Lommbock

Actually, I don't need to meet women over the internet....

I'm tired of playing games and when I saw your profile,

Not yet spoken for, looking for
something serious. That's phenomenal. - Lommbock

Not yet spoken for, looking for something serious. That'...

So snap her up and make
a couple of beautiful kids with her." - Lommbock

So snap her up and make a couple of beautiful kids with her....

Yes, I was hurt, yes, I was disappointed,
yes, some harsh words were said, - Lommbock

Yes, I was hurt, yes, I was disappointed, yes, some harsh wo...

I even forgive you
for the thing with the donkey, - Lommbock

I even forgive you for the thing with the donkey,

And, Jenny, if we both make an effort, - Lommbock

And, Jenny, if we both make an effort,

-Oh, my God!
-Oh, Kai, really! - Lommbock

-Oh, my God! -Oh, Kai, really!

Yeah, so... Wait. Here... - Lommbock

Yeah, so... Wait. Here...

One of his Facebook friends is religious.
That doesn't mean he's a Salafist. - Lommbock

One of his Facebook friends is religious. That doesn't ...

Hey, Stefan! The '90s are over, man. - Lommbock

Hey, Stefan! The '90s are over, man.

Young people today don't go
to dance music festivals and such like. - Lommbock

Young people today don't go to dance music festivals an...

I really have better things to do
than driving through the city all night. - Lommbock

I really have better things to do than driving through the c...

I thought she'd become a painter,
or own an art gallery at least. - Lommbock

I thought she'd become a painter, or own an art gallery...

I split up with the woman 20 years ago
and I feel guilty - Lommbock

I split up with the woman 20 years ago and I feel guilty

What should I...
What do you want me to say then? - Lommbock

What should I... What do you want me to say then?

You could at least acknowledge
my surprising emotional reaction - Lommbock

You could at least acknowledge my surprising emotional react...

I totally understand. I know just
what you mean, emotionally and so on. - Lommbock

I totally understand. I know just what you mean, emotionally...

Just now I... I've just acknowledged it... - Lommbock

Just now I... I've just acknowledged it...

Something else might be in the rucksack.
He might have borrowed books from a mate. - Lommbock

Something else might be in the rucksack. He might have borro...

Yeah, right. He's riding through the city
in the middle of the night - Lommbock

Yeah, right. He's riding through the city in the middle...

What if they want to search my rucksack?
There's loads of people here. - Lommbock

What if they want to search my rucksack? There's loads ...

-What's he going through with?
-He's going through with it now. Come on. - Lommbock

-What's he going through with? -He's going through...

Jonathan, I'm the last person - Lommbock

Jonathan, I'm the last person

We also like to enjoy life.
And we used to party really hard. - Lommbock

We also like to enjoy life. And we used to party really hard...

Dealing drugs, Jonathan, that's not okay.
It's also not cool. - Lommbock

Dealing drugs, Jonathan, that's not okay. It's als...

When you deal drugs, then you're not just
ruining your own life. - Lommbock

When you deal drugs, then you're not just ruining your ...

You're also endangering
other people's lives. You know? - Lommbock

You're also endangering other people's lives. You ...

...give it back to the people
you got it from and just leave it be. - Lommbock

...give it back to the people you got it from and just leave...

Standard gourmet pizza 20 marks,
pollum 30, Bio-Skunk 40. - Lommbock

Standard gourmet pizza 20 marks, pollum 30, Bio-Skunk 40.

Okay, but back then we did it for fun. - Lommbock

Okay, but back then we did it for fun.

The people you're involved with,
they're criminals and... - Lommbock

The people you're involved with, they're criminals...

-The difference is--
-The difference is I make 2,000 a month - Lommbock

-The difference is-- -The difference is I make 2,000 a month

We can get tough here.
If I tell your mother-- - Lommbock

We can get tough here. If I tell your mother--

We all know that,
on a Central European keyboard, - Lommbock

We all know that, on a Central European keyboard,

Do you realize that YouPorn
has significantly changed - Lommbock

Do you realize that YouPorn has significantly changed

You understand?
Pornography has virtually etched itself - Lommbock

You understand? Pornography has virtually etched itself

The result is that the modern young woman
is really irritated, - Lommbock

The result is that the modern young woman is really irritate...

Come here, come here. - Lommbock

Come here, come here.

10 Years.
He's called 10 Years In The Slammer now. - Lommbock

10 Years. He's called 10 Years In The Slammer now.

Stefan, what fun it is to see you again! - Lommbock

Stefan, what fun it is to see you again!

Business deals, dear Kai, - Lommbock

Business deals, dear Kai,

Well, so...
we've known each other for ages - Lommbock

Well, so... we've known each other for ages

...for leaving us alone with Lammbock
back then. - Lommbock

...for leaving us alone with Lammbock back then.

So, I have...
I have a problem. My stepson. - Lommbock

So, I have... I have a problem. My stepson.

He's gone astray a bit, - Lommbock

He's gone astray a bit,

And because we all know
that you represent Würzburg City - Lommbock

And because we all know that you represent Würzburg City

Yeah, Kai, sorry. I understand,
but I'm out of all that now, man. - Lommbock

Yeah, Kai, sorry. I understand, but I'm out of all that...

I met my wife, I've become a father too. - Lommbock

I met my wife, I've become a father too.

This child's stuff here
I'm only doing for the cash. - Lommbock

This child's stuff here I'm only doing for the cas...

Sorry, guys. I have to pick up my daughter
from after-school club. - Lommbock

Sorry, guys. I have to pick up my daughter from after-school...

A shed disguised as something else
in some dump: - Lommbock

A shed disguised as something else in some dump:

Short distribution channels,
no border risks. - Lommbock

Short distribution channels, no border risks.

-Yeah, we could do that.
-Fine, but-- - Lommbock

-Yeah, we could do that. -Fine, but--

Job-wise, things didn't really work out
for me in England, but it was okay. - Lommbock

Job-wise, things didn't really work out for me in Engla...

The stupid part of the plan was just that
five years later, I still had no kids - Lommbock

The stupid part of the plan was just that five years later, ...

So, why Dubai? I always thought it would
be a beach bar in Bali or Thailand. - Lommbock

So, why Dubai? I always thought it would be a beach bar in B...

They sent me all over the place
and in Singapore I met Yasemin. - Lommbock

They sent me all over the place and in Singapore I met Yasem...

But it's a bit kind of
Bob Marley Disneyland. - Lommbock

But it's a bit kind of Bob Marley Disneyland.

And I also know that your friends thought
I was a real pleb. - Lommbock

And I also know that your friends thought I was a real pleb.

Oh, no, wait.
I'd like to make it quite clear that... - Lommbock

Oh, no, wait. I'd like to make it quite clear that...

I mean, I find you
extremely attractive intellectually. - Lommbock

I mean, I find you extremely attractive intellectually.

If you're saying, "Dumb fucks good,"
you'll get this beer in your face! - Lommbock

If you're saying, "Dumb fucks good," you'...

I mean, I just found the sex...
very instinctive. - Lommbock

I mean, I just found the sex... very instinctive.

You took a lot of care-- - Lommbock

You took a lot of care--

I thought it was really great
that you were the thoughtful... - Lommbock

I thought it was really great that you were the thoughtful.....

-Thoughtful?
-...considerate type, - Lommbock

-Thoughtful? -...considerate type,

I know you're getting married soon
and I wouldn't have done this before, - Lommbock

I know you're getting married soon and I wouldn't ...

I mean, yes. I think there were some
on the ice cream. Why? - Lommbock

I mean, yes. I think there were some on the ice cream. Why?

Hey, babe. Sorry, I didn't hear my phone.
I was in the car. - Lommbock

Hey, babe. Sorry, I didn't hear my phone. I was in the ...

I'll be home the day after tomorrow,
babe... Yeah, absolutely. - Lommbock

I'll be home the day after tomorrow, babe... Yeah, abso...

You have a new message. - Lommbock

You have a new message.

THE VOLKACH CONSPIRACY - Lommbock

THE VOLKACH CONSPIRACY

Suspected psychosis
due to acute drug misuse." - Lommbock

Suspected psychosis due to acute drug misuse."

Kai, really. Seriously now... - Lommbock

Kai, really. Seriously now...

-He only mentioned Volkach as an example.
-It all fits! - Lommbock

-He only mentioned Volkach as an example. -It all fits!

Frank is from Volkach. Along with
Schöngeist, they found this plantation, - Lommbock

Frank is from Volkach. Along with Schöngeist, they found thi...

No idea.
He's either lying in a coma in the woods - Lommbock

No idea. He's either lying in a coma in the woods

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Stefan's back in Germany for a paper for his wedding in Dubai. His old friend, Kai, gets him in drug trouble. They try to help Kai's stepson, who works for drug dealers. Stefan meets an old flame.

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Director: Christian Zübert

Writer: Christian Zübert

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 23 Mar 2017

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