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First Thai because Thai was the new Italian
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First Thaibecause Thai was the new Italian and now Vietnamesebecause Vietnamese is the new...

First Thai
because Thai was the new Italian and now Vietnamese
because Vietnamese is the new Thai

Full Transcript

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First Thai because Thai was the new Italian
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and now Vietnamese because Vietnamese is the new Thai.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:39
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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