Log-in to add movie to favourites

Movie added to favourites

Movie removed from favourites

London Calling

After fleeing the UK from a job gone wrong, a down on his luck hitman is forced to babysit the son of his new crime boss and show him how to become a man.

Director

Allan Ungar

Year

Genre

Action, Comedy, Drama

Box Office

N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

N/A

Cast information not available.

No reviews yet

Be the first to share your thoughts on this movie

Explore 153 Clips

Yes! I told you. - London Calling

Yes! I told you.

Okay, listen up. - London Calling

Okay, listen up.

- You got this? - London Calling

- You got this?

Kid, you okay? - London Calling

Our father was a drunken turd with a hickory cane. - London Calling

Our father was a drunken turd with a hickory cane.

Well, we don't have a priest. - London Calling

Well, we don't have a priest.

Uhm... Strawberry's aren't berries. They're not? No, but bananas are. Something with seeds, I don't - London Calling

Uhm... Strawberry's aren't berries. They're...

I'm coming for you, Tommy Ward. - London Calling

I'm coming for you, Tommy Ward.

What's up? - London Calling

What? Nothing, I just, I guess I've just never really... won anything before. Ah in real life, anywa - London Calling

What? Nothing, I just, I guess I've just never...

I'm leaving. - London Calling

I am really proud of you, son. - London Calling

I am really proud of you, son.

Out. - But I... - Out. - London Calling

Out. - But I... - Out.

- Is this? - London Calling

He's a good kid. - London Calling

He's a good kid.

You know, it seems like yesterday, I was telling people you wouldn't amount to shit. - London Calling

You know, it seems like yesterday, I was telling people you...

This gun belonged to your grandfather. - London Calling

This gun belonged to your grandfather.

The last day in LA. - London Calling

The last day in LA.

What are we doing? - London Calling

What are we doing?

Okay. Here we go. I'll handle the stick. You handle the clutch, that's on your left. Push that in. A - London Calling

Okay. Here we go. I'll handle the stick. You handle the...

Put it in second. - London Calling

Put it in second.

There you go. - London Calling

You wait here. - London Calling

Look at you, Tommy. - London Calling

Look at you, Tommy.

Look at us, Tommy. - London Calling

Look at us, Tommy.

What about my family? - London Calling

What about my family?

Right. Have you dyed your fucking beard? - London Calling

Right. Have you dyed your fucking beard?

He's mine. - London Calling

Okay, so, he shoots himself first, in the chest. - London Calling

Okay, so, he shoots himself first, in the chest.

Well, Mohammed. - London Calling

Well, Mohammed.

Can you feel that? - London Calling

Can you feel that?

Now. On the count of 10, you pull the fucking trigger. Okay, if you're trying to make me commit suic - London Calling

Now. On the count of 10, you pull the fucking trigger. Okay,...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! - London Calling

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Make a blood pact. - London Calling

- Make a blood pact.

Alright, let's do this. - London Calling

Alright, let's do this.

Ah, get up, you fucking cunt. - London Calling

Ah, get up, you fucking cunt.

Now, in the fucking head, please. - London Calling

Now, in the fucking head, please.

Tommy, don't do it. - London Calling

Tommy, don't do it.

I thought lying to myself would make me feel better, but, just like that guy that my ex is about to marry, Ricky. - London Calling

I thought lying to myself would make me feel better, but,...

I want you to promise me something. - London Calling

I want you to promise me something.

You stupid fucking scrotum. - London Calling

You stupid fucking scrotum.

Wait! What caliber are you? Nine millimeter. Perfect. - London Calling

Wait! What caliber are you? Nine millimeter. Perfect.

Okay, okay, okay, we don't need to be doing that, buddy. - London Calling

Okay, okay, okay, we don't need to be doing that,...

Would you stop shooting my car! - London Calling

Would you stop shooting my car!

He was a real mean old bastard, that one. - London Calling

He was a real mean old bastard, that one.

Oh, yeah! - London Calling

There you go. - London Calling

No! Oh God! I see the light. I see... That's the sun, Alistair. God, is that you? Father, I see... I - London Calling

No! Oh God! I see the light. I see... That's the sun,...

- Yeah? - Alright, that's it. - London Calling

- Yeah? - Alright, that's it.

Tristan Trollslayer. - London Calling

Tristan Trollslayer.

What the fuck, Julian? - London Calling

What the fuck, Julian?

Protect our fallen leader! - London Calling

Protect our fallen leader!

Retreat! - London Calling

What are you doing? - London Calling

What are you doing?

Mm-mm! Mm-mm! Oh, fuck this... Ah! Enough! We yield. - London Calling

Mm-mm! Mm-mm! Oh, fuck this... Ah! Enough! We yield.

Hey, what the hell is that? - London Calling

Hey, what the hell is that?

Hey, Erika. - London Calling

Okay, kiddos, today, we are gonna learn about self defense. - London Calling

Okay, kiddos, today, we are gonna learn about self defense.

Uh, how are you, Tom? - London Calling

Uh, how are you, Tom?

I didn't think you were ever coming back. - London Calling

I didn't think you were ever coming back.

Come on, honey. - London Calling

Come on, honey.

Fucking Darya! - London Calling

Come on. - London Calling

London Calling poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

After fleeing the UK from a job gone wrong, a down on his luck hitman is forced to babysit the son of his new crime boss and show him how to become a man.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Allan Ungar

Writer: Omer Levin Menekse, Quinn Wolfe, Allan Ungar

Production: N/A

Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama

Year: 2025

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Sep 2025

Awards: N/A

Homepage: