"Lone Star State of Mind" quotes

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A young Texas mechanic (Jackson) tries to save a dim-witted relative from the mob. There's also something about the murderer of the mechanic's father, who's been in prison for 20 years, thanks to histestimony as a child.

Director: David Semel
Writer: Trevor Munson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2002
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 12 May 2003
Awards: N/A

43 Clips

Someone once said that being fearless was the same as being stupid - Lone Star State of Mind 00:16 Someone once said that being fearless was the same as being... Don't touch my girl - Lone Star State of Mind 00:03 Don't touch my girl You better keep his ass in line Baby - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 You better keep his ass in line Baby You think he's gay I have my doubts - Lone Star State of Mind 00:04 You think he's gay I have my doubts Damn it Junior - Lone Star State of Mind 00:04 Damn it Junior I ain't dumb You're dumb - Lone Star State of Mind 00:04 I ain't dumb You're dumb Thanks Earl This phone is better than a pinkie finger any day of the week - Lone Star State of Mind 00:07 Thanks Earl This phone is better than a pinkie finger any... I like you a lot better like this - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 I like you a lot better like this Tape her hands behind her back Earl Crest don't you dare - Lone Star State of Mind 00:21 Tape her hands behind her back Earl Crest don't you dare What did I tell you Earl I told you I was gonna kill you didn't I - Lone Star State of Mind 00:16 What did I tell you Earl I told you I was gonna kill you... We gonna bowl Whas the point - Lone Star State of Mind 00:15 We gonna bowl Whas the point You're one fine looking woman There's only one thing I like better - Lone Star State of Mind 00:13 You're one fine looking woman There's only one thing I like... I ask ed myself why in the world would I continue to help a retard lik e Junior - Lone Star State of Mind 00:12 I ask ed myself why in the world would I continue to help a... Hey Hey yourself - Lone Star State of Mind 00:11 Hey Hey yourself I'm gonna show you how it feels Hold it Baby - Lone Star State of Mind 00:14 I'm gonna show you how it feels Hold it Baby Then I'll shoot your psycho chick You better not - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 Then I'll shoot your psycho chick You better not Ain't no point in y'all arguing Y'all gonna die - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 Ain't no point in y'all arguing Y'all gonna die We walk in there they'll shoot us like fish in a barrel - Lone Star State of Mind 00:09 We walk in there they'll shoot us like fish in a barrel I lied No kidding - Lone Star State of Mind 00:04 I lied No kidding I hate you Earl - Lone Star State of Mind 00:04 I hate you Earl You got a behind on you that reminds me of two 5 pound bags of packed sugar - Lone Star State of Mind 00:11 You got a behind on you that reminds me of two 5 pound bags... Didn't I kill you once already boy - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 Didn't I kill you once already boy What happened to your face - Lone Star State of Mind 00:10 What happened to your face Want me to come Is my day off - Lone Star State of Mind 00:09 Want me to come Is my day off Is it Tink I'm gonna kill him - Lone Star State of Mind 00:08 Is it Tink I'm gonna kill him Keep an eye on this one He might steal that cute thing away from you - Lone Star State of Mind 00:11 Keep an eye on this one He might steal that cute thing away... You killed my jam box I hate that Tejano shit - Lone Star State of Mind 00:12 You killed my jam box I hate that Tejano shit I'm gonna kill the shit out of you So you said - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 I'm gonna kill the shit out of you So you said I got nothing to say about it - Lone Star State of Mind 00:06 I got nothing to say about it And you keep them beers coming all night long - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 And you keep them beers coming all night long No I'll probably get off early and I'll wanna go home and change - Lone Star State of Mind 00:13 No I'll probably get off early and I'll wanna go home and... You can hide but you can't run - Lone Star State of Mind 00:10 You can hide but you can't run Earl Crest it ain't polite to stare - Lone Star State of Mind 00:14 Earl Crest it ain't polite to stare You ever get that feeling like you're being watched - Lone Star State of Mind 00:08 You ever get that feeling like you're being watched You're so dumb they had to burn down the school to get you out of third grade - Lone Star State of Mind 00:07 You're so dumb they had to burn down the school to get you... You ain't told me about - Lone Star State of Mind 00:06 You ain't told me about Lf not for Baby I'd have drowned you - Lone Star State of Mind 00:15 Lf not for Baby I'd have drowned you Thas right who's your daddy now Mr Panasonic - Lone Star State of Mind 00:06 Thas right who's your daddy now Mr Panasonic Earl get over here I can't be no soap opera actress if I'm missing digits - Lone Star State of Mind 00:07 Earl get over here I can't be no soap opera actress if I'm... You mad No Baby I ain't mad - Lone Star State of Mind 00:09 You mad No Baby I ain't mad If you ain't living you're dying - Lone Star State of Mind 00:05 If you ain't living you're dying Hey Earl Hey Flossie - Lone Star State of Mind 00:15 Hey Earl Hey Flossie Now I don't know exactly how Andy got elected six months ago - Lone Star State of Mind 00:24 Now I don't know exactly how Andy got elected six months ago

Cast

Earl Crest - Joshua Jackson
Baby - Jaime King
Jimbo - Matthew Davis
Tinker - Ryan Hurst
Wayne - John Mellencamp
Junior - DJ Qualls
Mr. Smith - Sam McMurray
Killer - Thomas Haden Church
Vasquez - Jullian Dulce Vida
Smyrna - Elizabeth Barondes
Sheriff Andy - Rodger Boyce
Marie - Eleese Lester
Pizza Feller - Tyler Waldrop
Carnal - Juan Gabriel Pareja
Hero - Brian Orr
Doctor - Larry Hovis
Flossy - Krista Betts
Young Earl - Ellar Coltrane
Earl's Father - Terry Dale Parks
Raylene - Alicia Godwin
Self - Kevin Fowler
Buck - Charles Mooneyhan
Uzi - Tom Christopher
Jim - Roy Burger
Vato - Oscar Rodríguez
Homes #1 - Oscar Carles
Homes #2 - Mark Chavarria
Dancer - Andrew Aguilar
Eye Candy #1 - Dustin Amy
Wedding Guest - Johnny Bartee
Young Wayne - Steven Derek
Nurse - Alia Rhiana Eckerman
Jury Forewoman - Karen Jensen-Clark
Church goer - Allen Koch
Townsperson - Curtis Wayne