I don't know for sure exactly how Andy got elected six months ago in the first place, but...
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Earl:
[voiceover]
I don't know for sure exactly how Andy got elected six months ago in the first place, but all I do know is that nobody meant for it to happen. It's like the ugly girl in high school who gets picked for prom queen. It ain't nice, but some a-hole thinks it's funny and nominates her, and then other people start voting for her thinking no one else is gonna and pretty soon, KAPOW!, the school is stuck with Sheriff Andy for prom queen.
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Now I don't know exactly how Andy got elected six months ago
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but I do know nobody meant for it to happen
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Is lik e the ugly girl who gets pick ed for prom queen
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Some a hole thinks is a funny idea and nominates her
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and then other people vote for her thinking no one else will and soon
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the school is stuck with Sheriff Andy for prom queen
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 204
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 34s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A young Texas mechanic (Jackson) tries to save a dim-witted relative from the mob. There's also something about the murderer of the mechanic's father, who's been in prison for 20 years, thanks to histestimony as a child.
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00:15 Hey Earl Hey Flossie
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00:09 You mad No Baby I ain't mad
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00:06 Thas right who's your daddy now Mr Panasonic
00:15 Lf not for Baby I'd have drowned you
00:06 You ain't told me about
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00:08 You ever get that feeling like you're being watched
00:14 Earl Crest it ain't polite to stare
00:10 You can hide but you can't run
00:13 No I'll probably get off early and I'll wanna go...
00:05 And you keep them beers coming all night long
00:06 I got nothing to say about it
00:05 I'm gonna kill the shit out of you So you said
00:12 You killed my jam box I hate that Tejano shit
00:11 Keep an eye on this one He might steal that cute thing away...
00:08 Is it Tink I'm gonna kill him
00:09 Want me to come Is my day off
00:10 What happened to your face