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But you dressed me likeCap'n Crunch's Grindr date, so I'm going to drinkto make you...

But you dressed me like
Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date, so I'm going to drink
to make you uncomfortable

Full Transcript

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But you dressed me like Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date,
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so I'm going to drink to make you uncomfortable.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:03
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
AG Studios,Denver & Delilah Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,Summit Entertainment,Flarsky Productions,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

Journalist Fred Flarsky reunites with his childhood crush, Charlotte Field, now one of the most influential women in the world. As she prepares to make a run for the Presidency, Charlotte hires Fred as her speechwriter — much to the dismay of her trusted advisers.
We both shop in the same mystical village, I see. - Long Shot 00:04
We both shop in the same mystical village, I see.
Hey, we're making a few revisions to the speech. - Long Shot 00:04
Hey, we're making a few revisions to the speech.
- What? - So we're losing the "Seas" part, - Long Shot 00:07
- What? - So we're losing the "Seas" part,
Just go over to the computer. Start typey-typing. - Long Shot 00:05
Just go over to the computer. Start typey-typing.
So you quit, resignation accepted. I will rewrite the speech. - Long Shot 00:04
So you quit, resignation accepted. I will rewrite the speech...
Because I will not have you damage the integrity of my writing! - Long Shot 00:04
Because I will not have you damage the integrity of my writi...
The only reason I'm here is 'cause you told me - Long Shot 00:09
The only reason I'm here is 'cause you told me
I got two out of three. I only lost one. - Long Shot 00:04
I got two out of three. I only lost one.
Well, then, by the time you win the game, - Long Shot 00:09
Well, then, by the time you win the game,
- No, I don't. - You used to fucking give a shit, - Long Shot 00:04
- No, I don't. - You used to fucking give a shit,
You cared more about recycling in high school - Long Shot 00:05
You cared more about recycling in high school
Goddamn it! Why didn't I back this thing up? - Long Shot 00:04
Goddamn it! Why didn't I back this thing up?
Are you crying right now - Long Shot 00:06
Are you crying right now
If you ever pull some shit like that again, - Long Shot 00:04
If you ever pull some shit like that again,
I've often gravitated toward the underdog. - Long Shot 00:04
I've often gravitated toward the underdog.
The band of misfits who fight back against the bullies. - Long Shot 00:05
The band of misfits who fight back against the bullies.
And I would often find myself on a soapbox, - Long Shot 00:07
And I would often find myself on a soapbox,
Which makes you extremely popular, - Long Shot 00:08
Which makes you extremely popular,
But that is why I am happy to announce - Long Shot 00:07
But that is why I am happy to announce
In what is now being dubbed "The Underdog Speech," - Long Shot 00:19
In what is now being dubbed "The Underdog Speech,"