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I got a fucking13-year-old boner, man! - Oh!- Hard... but not big

I got a fucking
13-year-old boner, man! - Oh!
- Hard... but not big

Full Transcript

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I got a fucking 13-year-old boner, man!
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- Oh! - Hard... but not big.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
83
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:33
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
AG Studios,Denver & Delilah Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,Summit Entertainment,Flarsky Productions,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

Journalist Fred Flarsky reunites with his childhood crush, Charlotte Field, now one of the most influential women in the world. As she prepares to make a run for the Presidency, Charlotte hires Fred as her speechwriter — much to the dismay of her trusted advisers.
But hard. And pronounced, "13-year-old boner." - Long Shot 00:05
But hard. And pronounced, "13-year-old boner."
And then, - Long Shot 00:07
And then,
And they left. - Long Shot 00:05
And they left.
...in the kitchen, - Long Shot 00:05
...in the kitchen,
- Hard as a rock. - And on top of that, - Long Shot 00:04
- Hard as a rock. - And on top of that,
She said, "It's okay," like she was trying to not make me fucking feel bad. - Long Shot 00:04
She said, "It's okay," like she was trying to...
Fred, you see a fucked-up story, - Long Shot 00:10
Fred, you see a fucked-up story,
She probably doesn't remember who I am, - Long Shot 00:07
She probably doesn't remember who I am,
- What was it like? - Don't tell anybody, - Long Shot 00:04
- What was it like? - Don't tell anybody,
Uh, yeah, but it's still in its, uh, gestation period, I guess. - Long Shot 00:04
Uh, yeah, but it's still in its, uh, gestation period, ...
A lot of people say they're gonna do - Long Shot 00:07
A lot of people say they're gonna do
Parker Wembley, the guy who buys and sells newspapers - Long Shot 00:05
Parker Wembley, the guy who buys and sells newspapers
- Finally. Secretary Field. - Parker, how are you? - Long Shot 00:04
- Finally. Secretary Field. - Parker, how are you?
I... I've been trying to set a meeting with you - Long Shot 00:06
I... I've been trying to set a meeting with you
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Great. - Long Shot 00:04
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Great.
So I said, "You want..." - Long Shot 00:07
So I said, "You want..."
Oh Fred Yeah look - Long Shot 00:23
Oh Fred Yeah look
'Cause you're an old, rich, white piece of shit - Long Shot 00:07
'Cause you're an old, rich, white piece of shit
I had more time with you than I thought I would, - Long Shot 00:04
I had more time with you than I thought I would,
♪ Oh, no That's the Ruff Ryder... ♪ - Long Shot 00:06
♪ Oh, no That's the Ruff Ryder... ♪