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"Look Who's Talking" quotes

Look Who's Talking poster
After a single, career-minded woman is left on her own to give birth to the child of a married man, she finds a new romantic chance in a cab driver. Meanwhile, the point-of-view of the newborn baby is narrated through voice-over.

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Amy Heckerling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $140,088,813
Released: 13 Oct 1989
Awards: 5 wins & 2 nominations

73 video clips

JamesMikeyMollieRosieAlbertNurseGrandpaBurly OrderlySecretaryRonaSand Box BabyCab StealerDr. Fleisher
Look at you staring You must be thinking the same thing I am - Look Who's Talking 00:08 Look at you staring You must be thinking the same thing I am You got your figure back This isn't my figure - Look Who's Talking 00:16 You got your figure back This isn't my figure Oh Thank you That's it You have some exotic baby disease - Look Who's Talking 00:22 Oh Thank you That's it You have some exotic baby... So you're the one that's been kicking me - Look Who's Talking 00:14 So you're the one that's been kicking me Of course I do I am a very understanding person - Look Who's Talking 00:17 Of course I do I am a very understanding person You married a man because he looked cute in a uniform - Look Who's Talking 00:16 You married a man because he looked cute in a uniform I think being a good father - Look Who's Talking 00:09 I think being a good father This has nothing to do with you You are not his father - Look Who's Talking 00:41 This has nothing to do with you You are not his father We're gonna see daddy - Look Who's Talking 00:19 We're gonna see daddy He has my eyes - Look Who's Talking 00:14 He has my eyes He said dada He called you dada - Look Who's Talking 00:07 He said dada He called you dada If we got back together I'd torture you for the rest of your life - Look Who's Talking 00:11 If we got back together I'd torture you for the rest of... How do I know you're not a kidnapper Do you read milk cartons - Look Who's Talking 00:13 How do I know you're not a kidnapper Do you read milk... Oh no put me back in Put me back in please - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Oh no put me back in Put me back in please You don't look so hot yourself - Look Who's Talking 00:16 You don't look so hot yourself Js will I love my mom j - Look Who's Talking 00:09 Js will I love my mom j Mikey Help help Somebody burp me before I blow up Oh - Look Who's Talking 00:07 Mikey Help help Somebody burp me before I blow up Oh Grandpa what's going on Look I'm a hostage - Look Who's Talking 00:21 Grandpa what's going on Look I'm a hostage Now it's junk - Look Who's Talking 00:07 Now it's junk Is it yours - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Is it yours If you're the father you can answer a few questions for me - Look Who's Talking 00:32 If you're the father you can answer a few questions for... Which they forgot So can I borrow some of yours - Look Who's Talking 00:22 Which they forgot So can I borrow some of yours I thought you'd be happy How could you do such a thing - Look Who's Talking 01:02 I thought you'd be happy How could you do such a thing I don't get it - Look Who's Talking 00:14 I don't get it Albert Beth has finally agreed to a divorce - Look Who's Talking 00:15 Albert Beth has finally agreed to a divorce I am so lucky I found a nice handsome family man - Look Who's Talking 00:18 I am so lucky I found a nice handsome family man Remember his shrink said Beth wouldn't get better if he kept seeing me - Look Who's Talking 00:19 Remember his shrink said Beth wouldn't get better if he... Cabbie Lamaze works My sister in law used it you don't use drugs - Look Who's Talking 00:10 Cabbie Lamaze works My sister in law used it you don't... Slow down The first stage of labor can take hours - Look Who's Talking 00:12 Slow down The first stage of labor can take hours Have you got it There it is - Look Who's Talking 00:59 Have you got it There it is Mollie Dr Spock doesn't just want to sell a book - Look Who's Talking 00:24 Mollie Dr Spock doesn't just want to sell a book I want to report a missing baby - Look Who's Talking 00:16 I want to report a missing baby Mollie Oh god what a good sensation - Look Who's Talking 00:11 Mollie Oh god what a good sensation Oh baby I got myself a hot date tonight - Look Who's Talking 00:23 Oh baby I got myself a hot date tonight Is he taking a dump - Look Who's Talking 00:08 Is he taking a dump I you heed hands j - Look Who's Talking 00:26 I you heed hands j You're my favorite daughter in law - Look Who's Talking 00:18 You're my favorite daughter in law Do you have a picture of Mickey Mikey - Look Who's Talking 00:08 Do you have a picture of Mickey Mikey Look at all those daddies down there - Look Who's Talking 00:38 Look at all those daddies down there This has to be the weirdest thing that ever happened to me - Look Who's Talking 00:11 This has to be the weirdest thing that ever happened to me I want a baby Should I have one with Neal - Look Who's Talking 00:32 I want a baby Should I have one with Neal Ma what would you have done if daddy was married when you met him - Look Who's Talking 00:31 Ma what would you have done if daddy was married when you... You never look through it Why do you say that - Look Who's Talking 00:09 You never look through it Why do you say that So I had the upper gi By the way I have to ask you this - Look Who's Talking 00:13 So I had the upper gi By the way I have to ask you this How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb - Look Who's Talking 00:12 How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb Gerber face high five - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Gerber face high five She called me a big kid She's probably right - Look Who's Talking 00:09 She called me a big kid She's probably right I hope they don't get stuck together like that Heh heh - Look Who's Talking 00:11 I hope they don't get stuck together like that Heh heh Walt please I'm in labor - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Walt please I'm in labor Woman Albert Albert stop - Look Who's Talking 00:28 Woman Albert Albert stop It's just a bunch of breathing - Look Who's Talking 00:31 It's just a bunch of breathing What happened - Look Who's Talking 00:59 What happened Oh yeah she's gone - Look Who's Talking 00:04 Oh yeah she's gone Look at you staring You must be thinking the same thing I am - Look Who's Talking 00:08 Look at you staring You must be thinking the same thing I am If you have to know I was artificially inseminated - Look Who's Talking 00:09 If you have to know I was artificially inseminated Slightly I look like a Russ meyer movie - Look Who's Talking 00:15 Slightly I look like a Russ meyer movie Don't touch me Just don't touch me - Look Who's Talking 00:13 Don't touch me Just don't touch me Mollie this sounds awful but I'm going through a selfish phase right now - Look Who's Talking 00:12 Mollie this sounds awful but I'm going through a... Mollie Where are the parachutes - Look Who's Talking 00:20 Mollie Where are the parachutes I'm sorry I made you wear that stupid outfit - Look Who's Talking 00:47 I'm sorry I made you wear that stupid outfit No I look like a big fat pilgrim Hey - Look Who's Talking 00:16 No I look like a big fat pilgrim Hey Screwing with the mail is a federal offense buster - Look Who's Talking 00:10 Screwing with the mail is a federal offense buster Why I teach - Look Who's Talking 00:07 Why I teach Don't smoke that around my baby - Look Who's Talking 00:18 Don't smoke that around my baby Mikey These things come in different sizes - Look Who's Talking 00:11 Mikey These things come in different sizes I know what I'm looking for - Look Who's Talking 00:17 I know what I'm looking for Mikey Is that a new hat or is it time to change the bandage - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Mikey Is that a new hat or is it time to change the bandage Grandpa - Look Who's Talking 00:13 Grandpa Mollie Oh no - Look Who's Talking 00:10 Mollie Oh no Ugh You're grossing me out Don't talk about sex and daddy - Look Who's Talking 00:11 Ugh You're grossing me out Don't talk about sex... Oh god Mollie - Look Who's Talking 00:06 Oh god Mollie Who's got a wet tushy - Look Who's Talking 00:13 Who's got a wet tushy What I did it - Look Who's Talking 00:07 What I did it

Cast

James - John Travolta
Mollie - Kirstie Alley
Rosie - Olympia Dukakis
Albert - George Segal
Grandpa - Abe Vigoda
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