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The Looney Tunes search for a man's missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey diamond.

Director: Joe Dante, Eric Goldberg
Writer: Larry Doyle
Production: N/A
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $20,991,364
Released: 14 Nov 2003
Awards: 10 nominations
Dadburn slapstick clich - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:12 Dadburn slapstick clich If the train of death doesn't kill your father - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 01:19 If the train of death doesn't kill your father I need you to eject this duck - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:29 I need you to eject this duck I reveal to you - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 01:38 I reveal to you For your information it's just a job It's what I do for money - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:17 For your information it's just a job It's what I... No really your tail's on fire - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:13 No really your tail's on fire Dynamite Who has dynamite - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:07 Dynamite Who has dynamite What am I gonna do What would Damian Drake do - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:33 What am I gonna do What would Damian Drake do This is unacceptable - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:23 This is unacceptable There's a duck in the middle of the map Remove the duck - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 There's a duck in the middle of the map Remove the duck You live with Daddy - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:13 You live with Daddy How many galoshes died to make that little number - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 How many galoshes died to make that little number At first they told me to lose the stutter Now they tell me I not funny - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 At first they told me to lose the stutter Now they tell me I... What gives doc We made 35 pictures together - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:14 What gives doc We made 35 pictures together Dad I think we should move - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:09 Dad I think we should move My God - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:17 My God Relax sister I don't know the meaning of the word ''fear '' - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:09 Relax sister I don't know the meaning of the word... It's good to stretch - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 It's good to stretch How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:14 How do you know about that thing that I've never heard... I telling you Daffy - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:34 I telling you Daffy All right when I say place your bets gentlemen - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:35 All right when I say place your bets gentlemen Just a suggestion but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say ''aye '' - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:09 Just a suggestion but all those in favor of not hitting that... Throw it out the window Throw it out - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:28 Throw it out the window Throw it out What brings you to Las Vegas You ran out of people to fire in L A - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 What brings you to Las Vegas You ran out of people to fire... Excuse me I have to change Okay toots hand over the diamond - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:09 Excuse me I have to change Okay toots hand over the diamond You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic Out of the way fancy boy I a commandeering this here clown car - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 Out of the way fancy boy I a commandeering this here clown... You know how I always wanted a dog Yeah - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 You know how I always wanted a dog Yeah So this is Area 51 right No - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:18 So this is Area 51 right No Earthlings have the worst sense of direction - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 Earthlings have the worst sense of direction Ls it a mirage Or just product placement - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:22 Ls it a mirage Or just product placement D J I've known you since you were this big - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 D J I've known you since you were this big All right let's see what this baby can really do - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:14 All right let's see what this baby can really do There are some areas of the script I think we need to address - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 There are some areas of the script I think we need to... If you are watching this you are aware that the world is in grave danger - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:36 If you are watching this you are aware that the world is in... Answer We team you up with a hot female co star - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:22 Answer We team you up with a hot female co star That's right I a vicious bird of prey - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 That's right I a vicious bird of prey I rich I affluent My liquidity is assured - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 I rich I affluent My liquidity is assured Daff never misses a cue - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Daff never misses a cue I think we scratched it Don't worry it's a rental - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 I think we scratched it Don't worry it's a rental Look I trying to be nice - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:27 Look I trying to be nice That's the stuff from my office - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:24 That's the stuff from my office You're going to put him back right I can't go back to L A with duck soup - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:13 You're going to put him back right I can't go back... Mr Chairman while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:31 Mr Chairman while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite... Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell O mold - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell O... Illegal aliens - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:07 Illegal aliens Out of gas - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 Out of gas I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:07 I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque Enjoy the rest of your adventure children - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 Enjoy the rest of your adventure children Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six... I was supposed to give him this - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:15 I was supposed to give him this In order for you to get the laughs - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:26 In order for you to get the laughs A mission I all a tingle - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 A mission I all a tingle What a fantastic view - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:10 What a fantastic view I hate to see a grown man cry - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:07 I hate to see a grown man cry Smell that D J - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:17 Smell that D J Why D J why you Why wasn't it me - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:09 Why D J why you Why wasn't it me I heard that What were we discussing - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:12 I heard that What were we discussing Oui monsieur There's a man there He's got a woman - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:11 Oui monsieur There's a man there He's got a woman ''And then they made their heroic escape '' - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 ''And then they made their heroic escape... Little Damian - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:14 Little Damian Nice of Wal Mart to provide these Wal Mart beverages - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 Nice of Wal Mart to provide these Wal Mart beverages Sell my Warner Brothers stock - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 Sell my Warner Brothers stock Let's do some drills - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Let's do some drills Dadburn slapstick clich - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Dadburn slapstick clich Henchmen - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:35 Henchmen What kind of performance do you call that - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:18 What kind of performance do you call that You Him - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 You Him What do you know I found Nemo - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 What do you know I found Nemo That's not boxing Bite his ear - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 That's not boxing Bite his ear You tricked me - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 You tricked me Halt or be fricasseed - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Halt or be fricasseed I afraid the Brothers Warner must choose - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:14 I afraid the Brothers Warner must choose Vandals - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Vandals Water I can't die now - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:03 Water I can't die now Are you all monkeys yet - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 Are you all monkeys yet Chair people I reveal to you - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:56 Chair people I reveal to you The great thing about movies you always know what will happen - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:10 The great thing about movies you always know what will... Think we should go back and help him - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:07 Think we should go back and help him I've discovered my roots - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:13 I've discovered my roots There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:25 There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las... Excuse me - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 Excuse me Nothing is as it seems - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:13 Nothing is as it seems Dad you need me to call the police or something - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 Dad you need me to call the police or something I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:05 I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie Look into your heart D J - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:08 Look into your heart D J You can't fire me - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 You can't fire me What do you know You fired Daffy Duck - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:04 What do you know You fired Daffy Duck I've seen you notice me - Looney Tunes: Back in Action 00:06 I've seen you notice me

Cast

DJ Drake - Brendan Fraser
Mr. Chairman - Steve Martin
Damien Drake - Timothy Dalton
Dusty Tails - Heather Locklear