Greetings, Damian Drake. If you are watching this, you are aware that the world indeed is...

Host of Civil Defense Film: Greetings, Damian Drake. If you are watching this, you are aware that the world indeed is in grave danger. The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit of the Blue Host of Civil Defense Film: [in animation simulation; offscreen] Monkey Diamond. A supernatural gem with the ability to turn people, into monkeys, and then back agian. It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population into monkey slaves, to manufacture shoddy ACME goods, and change them back to people to buy the stuff. [In the science lab, the electrical rays turn the liquid Daffy into a duck himself again] Daffy Duck: Unbelievable. Host of Civil Defense Film: Unbelievable, you may say. Host of Civil Defense Film: [in animation; offscreen] Your mission is this: Find it, Destroy it, [the diamond explodes] Host of Civil Defense Film: Save Humanity, People: [cheering] Ya-aaa-ay! Host of Civil Defense Film: and remember: No one wants to be turned into a monkey.