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Lopez vs Lopez

A child needs help understanding theirbehavior, not just someone saying, "You didn't put...

A child needs help understanding their
behavior, not just someone saying, "You didn't put your crayons away,
so now baby Jesus is crying." You never left them
lying around again

Full Transcript

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A child needs help understanding their behavior, not just someone saying,
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"You didn't put your crayons away, so now baby Jesus is crying."
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You never left them lying around again.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:55
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
18
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E17 My friends say I'm a white "hitch." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
My friends say I'm a white "hitch."
S01 • E12 I want all the beds that you can make - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
I want all the beds that you can make
S01 • E16 I think it's time I told you about the legend - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
I think it's time I told you about the legend
S01 • E05 - Just do what I do. Use one of the three Ds-- - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
- Just do what I do. Use one of the three Ds--
S01 • E22 Word is, I blew a 0.7 in the incubator. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Word is, I blew a 0.7 in the incubator.
S01 • E19 Oh, I'm setting up this projector - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
Oh, I'm setting up this projector
S01 • E07 Your grandpa says that you saw a ghost the other night - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Your grandpa says that you saw a ghost the other night
S01 • E11 That's one of the many charitable acts - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
That's one of the many charitable acts
S01 • E04 - Don't worry. I'll make sure he does none of that. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Don't worry. I'll make sure he does none of that...
S01 • E06 I mad dog every gringo in a sombrero - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I mad dog every gringo in a sombrero
S01 • E20 My main goal in life is to outlive you. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
My main goal in life is to outlive you.
S01 • E15 Para la raza. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Para la raza.
S01 • E14 He took off after his shift at the Apple Store - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He took off after his shift at the Apple Store
S01 • E07 - My daddy told me there's no such thing as ghosts - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- My daddy told me there's no such thing as ghosts
S01 • E10 Other than there's no crying in it, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Other than there's no crying in it,
S01 • E22 I mean, I just haven't seen you that drunk - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I mean, I just haven't seen you that drunk
S01 • E13 Mom flew her out, so you'll have an extra hand - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Mom flew her out, so you'll have an extra hand
S01 • E16 He was a charming, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
He was a charming,
S01 • E20 -I wanted to check the batteries on your carbon monoxide detectors - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
-I wanted to check the batteries on your carbon monoxide det...
S01 • E18 And I also used "eat your veggies or Yolanda gets parole." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
And I also used "eat your veggies or Yolanda gets parol...