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Lopez vs Lopez

After everything I have justheard from this defendant, I don't get how you're still alive,...

After everything I have just
heard from this defendant, I don't get how you're still alive, Señor Lopez

Full Transcript

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After everything I have just heard from this defendant,
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I don't get how you're still alive, Señor Lopez.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:14
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
20
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E05 You think that's something we need to worry about? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You think that's something we need to worry about?
S01 • E18 He's in a really good place now, thanks to us and Goosey. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
He's in a really good place now, thanks to us and Goose...
S01 • E02 I mean, I would have gotten one, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
I mean, I would have gotten one,
S01 • E21 -No, I'm sure there's other Latina moms - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-No, I'm sure there's other Latina moms
S01 • E22 Mayan, that's a $9 bottle of tequila! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Mayan, that's a $9 bottle of tequila!
S01 • E04 I have, how do you say, women's intuition. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I have, how do you say, women's intuition.
S01 • E06 Well, since I got you nothing and I can't return it - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
Well, since I got you nothing and I can't return it
S01 • E12 No. Vogue Malinkovich, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
No. Vogue Malinkovich,
S01 • E19 Mayan, wait. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Mayan, wait.
S01 • E20 -Alcohol is a preservative, Judge, so... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Alcohol is a preservative, Judge, so...
S01 • E18 How's it honkin', homes? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
How's it honkin', homes?
S01 • E13 It's Rosie. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
It's Rosie.
S01 • E17 No better place than cat day at the clinic to meet lonely women. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
No better place than cat day at the clinic to meet lonely wo...
S01 • E21 But I do not know their names - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
But I do not know their names
S01 • E07 - Well, I guess if there could be anything, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
- Well, I guess if there could be anything,
S01 • E03 If you break something, go full Shaggy. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
If you break something, go full Shaggy.
S01 • E09 I could do that, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
I could do that,
S01 • E15 Good work, Oscar, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Good work, Oscar,
S01 • E04 - I'm getting the feeling that you're bummed - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- I'm getting the feeling that you're bummed
S01 • E10 - Hey, did you say "loose dough-ears?" - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- Hey, did you say "loose dough-ears?"