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Lopez vs Lopez

Alexa, put 200 live chickenson my shopping list

Alexa, put 200 live chickens
on my shopping list

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Alexa, put 200 live chickens on my shopping list.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:10
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
11
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E17 We went home together and dry-humped. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
We went home together and dry-humped.
S01 • E14 I have known those nipples longer than you. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I have known those nipples longer than you.
S01 • E06 You're the one that has a problem, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You're the one that has a problem,
S01 • E20 I have the divorce papers right here. Señor Lopez never signed. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I have the divorce papers right here. Señor Lopez never sign...
S01 • E09 Nothing makes me a prouder papa - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
Nothing makes me a prouder papa
S01 • E03 Oh, all my ex-wives claim I love my collectibles - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, all my ex-wives claim I love my collectibles
S01 • E08 - The big dog is here. He's ready to Bone... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- The big dog is here. He's ready to Bone...
S01 • E16 Look, I was reading about how children - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Look, I was reading about how children
S01 • E21 Let's go crabbing. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Let's go crabbing.
S01 • E10 No, I mean, I drenched these bad boys - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
No, I mean, I drenched these bad boys
S01 • E18 I don't know where he learned to lie like that, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I don't know where he learned to lie like that,
S01 • E15 All right, Chance, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
All right, Chance,
S01 • E04 So are you mad at the tías now? - Ay, no. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
So are you mad at the tías now? - Ay, no.
S01 • E05 - I would never gaslight you. Gas is way too expensive. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I would never gaslight you. Gas is way too expensive.
S01 • E01 You shut the lights off on me, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You shut the lights off on me,
S01 • E19 Or are you gonna tell me that's bad for me too? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Or are you gonna tell me that's bad for me too?
S01 • E14 I know how they perk up - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I know how they perk up
S01 • E12 Mayan, I don't know if you're aware of this, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
Mayan, I don't know if you're aware of this,
S01 • E04 In our family, chisme is our love language. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
In our family, chisme is our love language.
S01 • E11 - Mayan, why did the chicken cross the road? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Mayan, why did the chicken cross the road?