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Lopez vs Lopez

And it doesn't make you thenumber three car salesman in the Dakotas

And it doesn't make you the
number three car salesman in the Dakotas

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And it doesn't make you the number three car salesman
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in the Dakotas.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:45
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E01 [laughs] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
[laughs]
S01 • E11 - Hey, it looks like the tree is in your yard, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Hey, it looks like the tree is in your yard,
S01 • E18 - We do. - I'm so sorry. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- We do. - I'm so sorry.
S01 • E17 You will believe anything when you're loopy on honey mustard. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You will believe anything when you're loopy on honey mu...
S01 • E21 -Mayan, you are mocking our culture by being a stereotype. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Mayan, you are mocking our culture by being a stereotype.
S01 • E07 - And, uh, I taught you how to steal change - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- And, uh, I taught you how to steal change
S01 • E06 I put all my sadness into an elaborate nativity set. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I put all my sadness into an elaborate nativity set.
S01 • E16 On Easter Sunday at that strip club, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
On Easter Sunday at that strip club,
S01 • E04 And now my kid's birthday is ruined - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And now my kid's birthday is ruined
S01 • E19 Oh, uh, that's the receipt. Um, don't eat that. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, uh, that's the receipt. Um, don't eat that.
S01 • E18 And it'll never happen again. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And it'll never happen again.
S01 • E03 You're like Dora that... That, uh, doesn't explor-a. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You're like Dora that... That, uh, doesn't explor-...
S01 • E05 - I'm gonna post this on my Instagram. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I'm gonna post this on my Instagram.
S01 • E22 Dad, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Dad,
S01 • E21 -Or am I celebrating it by being dope? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Or am I celebrating it by being dope?
S01 • E07 You taught me to target the old ladies - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You taught me to target the old ladies
S01 • E10 But of course my top pick is gonna be - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
But of course my top pick is gonna be
S01 • E15 I lost all my sponsors to a new influencer - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I lost all my sponsors to a new influencer
S01 • E01 She just wants you to be her dad, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
She just wants you to be her dad,
S01 • E11 - I am so sorry about the tree and my dad. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I am so sorry about the tree and my dad.