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Lopez vs Lopez

And I don't thinkhe's going anywhere, no matter how manycandles I light

And I don't think
he's going anywhere, no matter how many
candles I light

Full Transcript

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And I don't think he's going anywhere,
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no matter how many candles I light.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:04
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
19
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E16 Well, that sounds like - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Well, that sounds like
S01 • E05 And even if I had, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
And even if I had,
S01 • E02 You know this is a nut-free household, right? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You know this is a nut-free household, right?
S01 • E10 I marinated it in bergamot citrus - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I marinated it in bergamot citrus
S01 • E15 It's lucky your cousins have so many friends - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It's lucky your cousins have so many friends
S01 • E20 -Everything we manufacture on this show is real. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-Everything we manufacture on this show is real.
S01 • E12 Gracias. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Gracias.
S01 • E13 Little? You lost him, tonto. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Little? You lost him, tonto.
S01 • E04 - It's always fun. No matter where we start, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- It's always fun. No matter where we start,
S01 • E11 Alexa, put 200 live chickens on my shopping list. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Alexa, put 200 live chickens on my shopping list.
S01 • E06 You're the one that has a problem, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You're the one that has a problem,
S01 • E14 I have known those nipples longer than you. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I have known those nipples longer than you.
S01 • E17 We went home together and dry-humped. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
We went home together and dry-humped.
S01 • E20 I have the divorce papers right here. Señor Lopez never signed. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I have the divorce papers right here. Señor Lopez never sign...
S01 • E09 Nothing makes me a prouder papa - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
Nothing makes me a prouder papa
S01 • E03 Oh, all my ex-wives claim I love my collectibles - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, all my ex-wives claim I love my collectibles
S01 • E08 - The big dog is here. He's ready to Bone... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- The big dog is here. He's ready to Bone...
S01 • E16 Look, I was reading about how children - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Look, I was reading about how children
S01 • E21 Let's go crabbing. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Let's go crabbing.
S01 • E10 No, I mean, I drenched these bad boys - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
No, I mean, I drenched these bad boys