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Lopez vs Lopez

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�� Broke the leg on the sofa,
it wasn't me ♪ ♪ Ripped the curtain
in the shower ♪ ♪ It wasn't me ♪ ♪ If they catch you on camera,
it wasn't me ♪ How do you have
a five-star Yelp rating?

Full Transcript

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♪ Broke the leg on the sofa, it wasn't me ♪
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♪ Ripped the curtain in the shower ♪
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♪ It wasn't me ♪
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♪ If they catch you on camera, it wasn't me ♪
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How do you have a five-star Yelp rating?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:29
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E06 Or wine, hard liquor, or mouthwash. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Or wine, hard liquor, or mouthwash.
S01 • E12 But I'm the one who's making the beds. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
But I'm the one who's making the beds.
S01 • E19 Don't flatter me with things that are obvious. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Don't flatter me with things that are obvious.
S01 • E20 -By calling my first caricature witness. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-By calling my first caricature witness.
S01 • E02 You can trigger my anxiety - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You can trigger my anxiety
S01 • E08 There's an iPad, cookies, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
There's an iPad, cookies,
S01 • E22 If anything, it's brought millions of people joy. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
If anything, it's brought millions of people joy.
S01 • E18 And you need to embrace this as a nonviolent household. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
And you need to embrace this as a nonviolent household.
S01 • E05 "Always play fair unless you're losing," - Lopez vs Lopez 00:13
"Always play fair unless you're losing,"
S01 • E09 - Hey, look at that creative problem-solving. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Hey, look at that creative problem-solving.
S01 • E19 Well, maybe I can flatter you with this? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Well, maybe I can flatter you with this?
S01 • E12 Well, when you buy a pair of sneakers, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Well, when you buy a pair of sneakers,
S01 • E07 - You put Grandma in the pet cemetery? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- You put Grandma in the pet cemetery?
S01 • E18 Yeah, I do. That's why I watch boxing on TV - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Yeah, I do. That's why I watch boxing on TV
S01 • E17 Let's give you the lowdown - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Let's give you the lowdown
S01 • E19 You think you can buy my forgiveness - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
You think you can buy my forgiveness
S01 • E07 Oh, God, she's been spending eternity - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, God, she's been spending eternity
S01 • E21 The client loved you, even after meeting you in person. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
The client loved you, even after meeting you in person.
S01 • E04 - I'm having the time of my life, menso. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
- I'm having the time of my life, menso.
S01 • E17 She's a successful businessperson - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
She's a successful businessperson