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Lopez vs Lopez

But don't tell my teacher that, 'cause I'm one gold star awayfrom a personal pan pizza

But don't tell my teacher that, 'cause I'm one gold star away
from a personal pan pizza

Full Transcript

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But don't tell my teacher that,
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'cause I'm one gold star away from a personal pan pizza.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:22
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
22
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E03 Yo entiendo tu dolor, amor. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Yo entiendo tu dolor, amor.
S01 • E18 Gordo, why don't you go play some games in the kitchen? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Gordo, why don't you go play some games in the kitchen?
S01 • E12 And not in the hot way. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
And not in the hot way.
S01 • E10 And I don't like being sexist. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
And I don't like being sexist.
S01 • E07 - Okay. What do you see in my tea leaves? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Okay. What do you see in my tea leaves?
S01 • E20 -Mom, are my ants on a log ready, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Mom, are my ants on a log ready,
S01 • E21 Even your machete's smaller. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Even your machete's smaller.
S01 • E08 I make great videos - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I make great videos
S01 • E17 I've been trying to stop these dogs - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I've been trying to stop these dogs
S01 • E14 And hearing you guys talking about doing what you love - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And hearing you guys talking about doing what you love
S01 • E02 I'm sorry, did Monday night just become Tuesday night? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I'm sorry, did Monday night just become Tuesday night?
S01 • E05 [upbeat saxophone music] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
[upbeat saxophone music]
S01 • E15 Yeah, I had to take care of all the arrangements myself. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Yeah, I had to take care of all the arrangements myself.
S01 • E06 These tamales are... the worst I've ever had. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
These tamales are... the worst I've ever had.
S01 • E11 And I didn't have my morning White Claw, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
And I didn't have my morning White Claw,
S01 • E03 No, I-I'm just saying, like, knowing Spanish is cool now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
No, I-I'm just saying, like, knowing Spanish is cool no...
S01 • E12 She made you seem broke and homeless just to make a buck. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
She made you seem broke and homeless just to make a buck.
S01 • E09 - Mm-mm, you must have been having a drunken hallucination. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Mm-mm, you must have been having a drunken hallucination.
S01 • E01 Look, we can't see it because your ass is flatter - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Look, we can't see it because your ass is flatter
S01 • E07 In your future I see something large, sparkly, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
In your future I see something large, sparkly,