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Lopez vs Lopez

Even your machete's smaller

Even your machete's smaller

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.038
Even your machete's smaller.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:26
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
21
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E17 I've been trying to stop these dogs - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I've been trying to stop these dogs
S01 • E14 And hearing you guys talking about doing what you love - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And hearing you guys talking about doing what you love
S01 • E08 I make great videos - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I make great videos
S01 • E02 I'm sorry, did Monday night just become Tuesday night? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I'm sorry, did Monday night just become Tuesday night?
S01 • E06 These tamales are... the worst I've ever had. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
These tamales are... the worst I've ever had.
S01 • E15 Yeah, I had to take care of all the arrangements myself. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Yeah, I had to take care of all the arrangements myself.
S01 • E05 [upbeat saxophone music] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
[upbeat saxophone music]
S01 • E11 And I didn't have my morning White Claw, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
And I didn't have my morning White Claw,
S01 • E03 No, I-I'm just saying, like, knowing Spanish is cool now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
No, I-I'm just saying, like, knowing Spanish is cool no...
S01 • E12 She made you seem broke and homeless just to make a buck. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
She made you seem broke and homeless just to make a buck.
S01 • E13 I hope that you being here convinces your mom - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I hope that you being here convinces your mom
S01 • E09 - Mm-mm, you must have been having a drunken hallucination. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Mm-mm, you must have been having a drunken hallucination.
S01 • E07 In your future I see something large, sparkly, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
In your future I see something large, sparkly,
S01 • E01 Look, we can't see it because your ass is flatter - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Look, we can't see it because your ass is flatter
S01 • E18 Well, being a good parent is tough, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Well, being a good parent is tough,
S01 • E03 AOC, Cardi B, Bad Bunny... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
AOC, Cardi B, Bad Bunny...
S01 • E06 [all talking at once] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
[all talking at once]
S01 • E15 If only there was something that could cover those costs - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
If only there was something that could cover those costs
S01 • E17 I don't know what it is, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I don't know what it is,
S01 • E04 I'm sorry about letting old stuff get in the way. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I'm sorry about letting old stuff get in the way.