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Lopez vs Lopez

Hey, your centerpiece isn'tbetter than the one I made

Hey, your centerpiece isn't
better than the one I made

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Hey, your centerpiece isn't better than the one I made.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:14
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
17
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E14 Well, it feels like my new hire is gonna call in - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Well, it feels like my new hire is gonna call in
S01 • E11 - Yeah, you're right. It's too mild a fish. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Yeah, you're right. It's too mild a fish.
S01 • E09 He probably hit puberty in the '70s, so he'd probably like it. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
He probably hit puberty in the '70s, so he'd proba...
S01 • E16 Well, yeah. It hurt me too. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Well, yeah. It hurt me too.
S01 • E01 When I was little, I would read with the light on, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:15
When I was little, I would read with the light on,
S01 • E19 It's a thoroughbred, Mayan. It was thoroughly bred. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It's a thoroughbred, Mayan. It was thoroughly bred.
S01 • E03 Why you trippin'? I said "chef's choice." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:14
Why you trippin'? I said "chef's choice."...
S01 • E20 -Parents are always encouraged to participate, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
-Parents are always encouraged to participate,
S01 • E18 I don't wanna be here either, fool. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I don't wanna be here either, fool.
S01 • E07 I can't believe you lied - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I can't believe you lied
S01 • E21 Teamwork makes the dream work. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Teamwork makes the dream work.
S01 • E05 - I can't believe you showed up at my work - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- I can't believe you showed up at my work
S01 • E17 Oh, I'm gonna glue your fat mouth shut. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, I'm gonna glue your fat mouth shut.
S01 • E12 He was so excited to go, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He was so excited to go,
S01 • E16 I mean, I went from having sex with two women to none. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I mean, I went from having sex with two women to none.
S01 • E19 But listen, I know you blame Don - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
But listen, I know you blame Don
S01 • E02 Yeah, said the man wearing a double wrist brace - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Yeah, said the man wearing a double wrist brace
S01 • E18 But I need to tell you that violence is wrong. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
But I need to tell you that violence is wrong.
S01 • E11 - Someone has to be the bigger person - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Someone has to be the bigger person
S01 • E08 - Wow. That's a good job. That's a perfect blunt. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Wow. That's a good job. That's a perfect blunt.