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Lopez vs Lopez

If you ever need tofail a drug test, you can have my urine

If you ever need to
fail a drug test, you can have my urine

Full Transcript

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If you ever need to fail a drug test,
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you can have my urine.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:02
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
22
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E14 Ugh, will this day ever end? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Ugh, will this day ever end?
S01 • E17 I'm talking about my quinces ten years ago. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I'm talking about my quinces ten years ago.
S01 • E20 -Wait a minute; That's a bunch of caca caliente, Judge. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-Wait a minute; That's a bunch of caca caliente, Judge.
S01 • E21 Man, do you mind taking these boxes marked "fragile" - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Man, do you mind taking these boxes marked "fragile&quo...
S01 • E18 And all she's missing is a coat made of dalmatians. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And all she's missing is a coat made of dalmatians.
S01 • E11 Hmm? And show them whose tree it really is. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Hmm? And show them whose tree it really is.
S01 • E08 They've got everything from pup-corn, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
They've got everything from pup-corn,
S01 • E20 Rosie was starting a business, raising a daughter, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
Rosie was starting a business, raising a daughter,
S01 • E01 Just give me your credit card, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Just give me your credit card,
S01 • E09 - Your wife still wants to have sex with you? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Your wife still wants to have sex with you?
S01 • E13 It's easy to get in but impossible to get out. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It's easy to get in but impossible to get out.
S01 • E12 Handmade by real Mexicans. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Handmade by real Mexicans.
S01 • E19 So it pains me to discover you disrespected the family. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
So it pains me to discover you disrespected the family.
S01 • E11 - Dad, that's trespassing and destroying property. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Dad, that's trespassing and destroying property.
S01 • E02 I've realized I'm so loud, the neighbors will just hear - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I've realized I'm so loud, the neighbors will just...
S01 • E06 Fine, but I'm taking - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Fine, but I'm taking
S01 • E01 There is no order because I couldn't afford it. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
There is no order because I couldn't afford it.
S01 • E13 You are now for sale at discount prices. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You are now for sale at discount prices.
S01 • E21 I still got it! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I still got it!
S01 • E04 Pero... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Pero...