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Lopez vs Lopez

If I don't speak Spanish,I don't deserve the Lopez name

If I don't speak Spanish,
I don't deserve the Lopez name

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If I don't speak Spanish, I don't deserve the Lopez name.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:02
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E01 This guy is sitting in his pictures, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
This guy is sitting in his pictures,
S01 • E20 [sobs] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
[sobs]
S01 • E08 And not in a handsome way like mine... look. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
And not in a handsome way like mine... look.
S01 • E04 - I got a bounce house? This party's about to be lit! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I got a bounce house? This party's about to be lit!
S01 • E14 A second job would fix all of your issues. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
A second job would fix all of your issues.
S01 • E13 Apparently, you've had reservations for years. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Apparently, you've had reservations for years.
S01 • E16 You could've at least gone - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You could've at least gone
S01 • E17 I had it all set up, but, of course, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
I had it all set up, but, of course,
S01 • E05 They won their game, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
They won their game,
S01 • E09 No, he made the bed - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
No, he made the bed
S01 • E06 The secret to great masa is mas amor. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
The secret to great masa is mas amor.
S01 • E19 A parrot trap, where you trap a parrot - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
A parrot trap, where you trap a parrot
S01 • E02 You're all like, oh, Chastity, you look so depressed. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You're all like, oh, Chastity, you look so depressed.
S01 • E18 I mean, we spent hundreds of dollars on parenting books, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
I mean, we spent hundreds of dollars on parenting books,
S01 • E12 Jana gave Siesta Fiesta a whitewashed name - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Jana gave Siesta Fiesta a whitewashed name
S01 • E14 What issue are you trying to fix with a fourth job? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
What issue are you trying to fix with a fourth job?
S01 • E07 - Yes, and if old "Fungus Face" would have got - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- Yes, and if old "Fungus Face" would have got
S01 • E01 This guy is sitting in his car, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
This guy is sitting in his car,
S01 • E08 And I'm so used to it that Brookie and Dr. Pocha - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
And I'm so used to it that Brookie and Dr. Pocha
S01 • E10 - Simple. You just distract them - Lopez vs Lopez 00:17
- Simple. You just distract them