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Lopez vs Lopez

I'm not about to get kidnappedand sex trafficked

I'm not about to get kidnapped
and sex trafficked

Full Transcript

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I'm not about to get kidnapped and sex trafficked.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:39
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E11 Those things keep you alive - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Those things keep you alive
S01 • E09 And the recent hemorrhoid flare-up. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And the recent hemorrhoid flare-up.
S01 • E21 -Mayan, we can't have kids showing up - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-Mayan, we can't have kids showing up
S01 • E08 - No, I was just demonstrating the normal way to react - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
- No, I was just demonstrating the normal way to react
S01 • E03 Eres pura Lopez, Mayan. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Eres pura Lopez, Mayan.
S01 • E19 The only thing I had on my lap that night was a napkin. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
The only thing I had on my lap that night was a napkin.
S01 • E02 I don't think there's a market in sex trafficking - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I don't think there's a market in sex trafficking
S01 • E04 He's so excited that he started his own bug collection, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
He's so excited that he started his own bug collection,
S01 • E17 They're beautiful, talented, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
They're beautiful, talented,
S01 • E14 I just check in, I check temperatures up butts, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I just check in, I check temperatures up butts,
S01 • E15 I brought juice boxes and little bags of Cheerios - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I brought juice boxes and little bags of Cheerios
S01 • E18 Look, Mom, Dad, Goosey, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Look, Mom, Dad, Goosey,
S01 • E05 - No, because like I told you, she just gave me a raise. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- No, because like I told you, she just gave me a raise.
S01 • E07 - Wait, there's someone angry enough with you - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- Wait, there's someone angry enough with you
S01 • E09 - Not that that's any of your business, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Not that that's any of your business,
S01 • E13 Just because I freaked out about getting a girl pregnant - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Just because I freaked out about getting a girl pregnant
S01 • E16 I'm in AA now, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
I'm in AA now,
S01 • E22 But they're gonna run some tests, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
But they're gonna run some tests,
S01 • E20 -My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her bra. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her br...
S01 • E04 - Oh, those ants are my fault. I keep hot dogs under the bed. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Oh, those ants are my fault. I keep hot dogs under the bed...