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Lopez vs Lopez

I'm still notcalling you Chance, 'cause it looks likethere's a chance that's not your...

I'm still not
calling you Chance, 'cause it looks like
there's a chance that's not your father

Full Transcript

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I'm still not calling you Chance,
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'cause it looks like there's a chance
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that's not your father.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:56
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E12 Yes, well, the CEO of La Jolla made - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Yes, well, the CEO of La Jolla made
S01 • E20 -We're gonna take this to "Corte Caliente." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:13
-We're gonna take this to "Corte Caliente."
S01 • E15 Are you making Chance - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Are you making Chance
S01 • E19 Well, you would know that if you had answered my Instagram request. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Well, you would know that if you had answered my Instagram r...
S01 • E10 - Okay. Now put that keg in the corner over there, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Okay. Now put that keg in the corner over there,
S01 • E02 I know gunfire like a rich person knows wine. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I know gunfire like a rich person knows wine.
S01 • E03 Mom, we said no artificial sweets for Chance. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Mom, we said no artificial sweets for Chance.
S01 • E22 I mean, I can't imagine - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I mean, I can't imagine
S01 • E11 I'm just gonna put it in his toilet - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I'm just gonna put it in his toilet
S01 • E07 - And like the moon and the wind and the stars, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- And like the moon and the wind and the stars,
S01 • E04 - I wanted to be a vet because of "Air Bud." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
- I wanted to be a vet because of "Air Bud."
S01 • E18 That is her last name. She's Dr. Glenda Brenda. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
That is her last name. She's Dr. Glenda Brenda.
S01 • E17 Great, so you two are gonna work together - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Great, so you two are gonna work together
S01 • E13 Look who's ready to turn heads - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Look who's ready to turn heads
S01 • E01 [laughs nervously] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
[laughs nervously]
S01 • E19 You had five years to click "accept." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
You had five years to click "accept."
S01 • E22 His internal organs must look like chorizo by now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
His internal organs must look like chorizo by now.
S01 • E06 He's just gonna ruin everything - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He's just gonna ruin everything
S01 • E16 Wait, if Tonto Tecate-Cán was the one who cheated, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Wait, if Tonto Tecate-Cán was the one who cheated,
S01 • E11 Oh, God, whose huevos - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, God, whose huevos