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Mayan, if I was God,I would've worked on the seventh day creating something funlike...

Mayan, if I was God,
I would've worked on the seventh day creating something fun
like chorizo potpourri

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Mayan, if I was God, I would've worked
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on the seventh day
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creating something fun like chorizo potpourri.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:29
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
14
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E07 But why didn't you include me - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
But why didn't you include me
S01 • E22 She let me go hungry. I was three years old, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
She let me go hungry. I was three years old,
S01 • E12 No one knows what the ingredients are. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
No one knows what the ingredients are.
S01 • E05 We look like we could be sisters. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
We look like we could be sisters.
S01 • E20 I'm a disappointment to the Lopez name, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I'm a disappointment to the Lopez name,
S01 • E01 It's night... what the... Why are these lights on? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It's night... what the... Why are these lights on?
S01 • E19 Look what your godfather got me. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Look what your godfather got me.
S01 • E16 I'll never forgive that sucia. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I'll never forgive that sucia.
S01 • E18 So we're doing just fine without resorting to any of your manipulation tactics. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
So we're doing just fine without resorting to any of yo...
S01 • E05 And I need you to let her off work early - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
And I need you to let her off work early
S01 • E22 So that's why you eat out of the trash. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
So that's why you eat out of the trash.
S01 • E09 Vamanos. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
Vamanos.
S01 • E08 - My grandmother only told me she was proud of me one time, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
- My grandmother only told me she was proud of me one time,
S01 • E16 Even though the policy that she bought - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Even though the policy that she bought
S01 • E19 I feel like a cartel leader's wife. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I feel like a cartel leader's wife.
S01 • E10 - I think it's better that the men and women are separate. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- I think it's better that the men and women are separa...
S01 • E18 Mm, you should know - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Mm, you should know
S01 • E07 Buried her ashes in the ocean, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Buried her ashes in the ocean,
S01 • E13 It's a tradition, when a Cuban woman is with child, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:15
It's a tradition, when a Cuban woman is with child,
S01 • E05 [door opens] - Hey, Dr. Pocha, I-- - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
[door opens] - Hey, Dr. Pocha, I--