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Mom, we said noartificial sweets for Chance

Mom, we said no
artificial sweets for Chance

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Mom, we said no artificial sweets for Chance.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:59
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E04 - I wanted to be a vet because of "Air Bud." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
- I wanted to be a vet because of "Air Bud."
S01 • E11 I'm just gonna put it in his toilet - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I'm just gonna put it in his toilet
S01 • E07 - And like the moon and the wind and the stars, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- And like the moon and the wind and the stars,
S01 • E18 That is her last name. She's Dr. Glenda Brenda. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
That is her last name. She's Dr. Glenda Brenda.
S01 • E17 Great, so you two are gonna work together - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Great, so you two are gonna work together
S01 • E13 Look who's ready to turn heads - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Look who's ready to turn heads
S01 • E01 [laughs nervously] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
[laughs nervously]
S01 • E19 You had five years to click "accept." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
You had five years to click "accept."
S01 • E22 His internal organs must look like chorizo by now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
His internal organs must look like chorizo by now.
S01 • E16 Wait, if Tonto Tecate-Cán was the one who cheated, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Wait, if Tonto Tecate-Cán was the one who cheated,
S01 • E11 Oh, God, whose huevos - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, God, whose huevos
S01 • E06 He's just gonna ruin everything - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He's just gonna ruin everything
S01 • E02 Like, that is a 2009... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Like, that is a 2009...
S01 • E17 I want a female mariachi band - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
I want a female mariachi band
S01 • E18 It'll be great to finally prove to my therapist - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
It'll be great to finally prove to my therapist
S01 • E21 So if she doesn't like us, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
So if she doesn't like us,
S01 • E12 How can someone insult 18 different ethnicities - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
How can someone insult 18 different ethnicities
S01 • E06 We'll be carrying him up the stairs, singing, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
We'll be carrying him up the stairs, singing,
S01 • E16 Women weren't treated with respect, Mayan, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Women weren't treated with respect, Mayan,
S01 • E01 Because the kid looks very Mexican, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:18
Because the kid looks very Mexican,