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My mom only gave me quinoa for breakfast
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Lopez vs Lopez

My mom only gave me quinoafor breakfast

My mom only gave me quinoa
for breakfast

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My mom only gave me quinoa for breakfast.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:08
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E01 Man, these last few days with my dad - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Man, these last few days with my dad
S01 • E07 He told me you made up more ghost stories, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He told me you made up more ghost stories,
S01 • E05 - Okay, so you were trying to respect me, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- Okay, so you were trying to respect me,
S01 • E20 And I know this because it was with me! [audience gasps] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
And I know this because it was with me! [audience gasps]
S01 • E02 I got rid of those useless things - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I got rid of those useless things
S01 • E22 I guess I'll just be second banana - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I guess I'll just be second banana
S01 • E05 I'm sorry, Mom. - [groans] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
I'm sorry, Mom. - [groans]
S01 • E14 Well, did you know if you take a shower - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Well, did you know if you take a shower
S01 • E16 There's this bird doctor at my office, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
There's this bird doctor at my office,
S01 • E15 Okay, I'm... I'm not ready to go back to our old lives. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Okay, I'm... I'm not ready to go back to our old l...
S01 • E02 It's the biofeedback device reminding me to breathe. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
It's the biofeedback device reminding me to breathe.
S01 • E03 Aquí no hacemos eso. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Aquí no hacemos eso.
S01 • E12 And I now see your point about appropriation. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And I now see your point about appropriation.
S01 • E22 Nana, I know you're jealous, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Nana, I know you're jealous,
S01 • E20 No, George, uh, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
No, George, uh,
S01 • E08 You even eat dog food and make it look orgasmic. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You even eat dog food and make it look orgasmic.
S01 • E06 [fire alarm blaring] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
[fire alarm blaring]
S01 • E19 Because if you wear fur in public, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Because if you wear fur in public,
S01 • E10 - Well, of course I respect your wishes. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- Well, of course I respect your wishes.
S01 • E21 -Oh, hi, hermana. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Oh, hi, hermana.