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Lopez vs Lopez

No, what I have is$300,000 in student debt, and I didn't evengo to a good school

No, what I have is
$300,000 in student debt, and I didn't even
go to a good school

Full Transcript

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No, what I have is $300,000 in student debt,
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and I didn't even go to a good school.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:42
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
15
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E14 So I'm sorry I didn't take a damn day off, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
So I'm sorry I didn't take a damn day off,
S01 • E13 But if you want, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
But if you want,
S01 • E03 Just because I don't speak Spanish - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Just because I don't speak Spanish
S01 • E09 And it doesn't make you the number three car salesman - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And it doesn't make you the number three car salesman
S01 • E18 - We do. - I'm so sorry. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- We do. - I'm so sorry.
S01 • E01 [laughs] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
[laughs]
S01 • E11 - Hey, it looks like the tree is in your yard, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Hey, it looks like the tree is in your yard,
S01 • E17 You will believe anything when you're loopy on honey mustard. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You will believe anything when you're loopy on honey mu...
S01 • E21 -Mayan, you are mocking our culture by being a stereotype. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Mayan, you are mocking our culture by being a stereotype.
S01 • E07 - And, uh, I taught you how to steal change - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- And, uh, I taught you how to steal change
S01 • E06 I put all my sadness into an elaborate nativity set. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I put all my sadness into an elaborate nativity set.
S01 • E19 Oh, uh, that's the receipt. Um, don't eat that. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, uh, that's the receipt. Um, don't eat that.
S01 • E04 And now my kid's birthday is ruined - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And now my kid's birthday is ruined
S01 • E16 On Easter Sunday at that strip club, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
On Easter Sunday at that strip club,
S01 • E18 And it'll never happen again. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And it'll never happen again.
S01 • E03 You're like Dora that... That, uh, doesn't explor-a. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You're like Dora that... That, uh, doesn't explor-...
S01 • E05 - I'm gonna post this on my Instagram. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I'm gonna post this on my Instagram.
S01 • E22 Dad, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Dad,
S01 • E21 -Or am I celebrating it by being dope? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-Or am I celebrating it by being dope?
S01 • E07 You taught me to target the old ladies - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You taught me to target the old ladies