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Lopez vs Lopez

Please, he's already quit karate, chess, piano

Please, he's already quit karate, chess, piano

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-Please, he's already quit karate, chess, piano.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:51
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
20
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E07 May the spirits help us secure the bag, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
May the spirits help us secure the bag,
S01 • E18 So I can hunt down that little psychopath and slash the tires of his Big Wheel. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
So I can hunt down that little psychopath and slash the tire...
S01 • E06 You should eat it within the hour - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You should eat it within the hour
S01 • E16 Wait, wait a minute. So you look like that, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Wait, wait a minute. So you look like that,
S01 • E21 Lop-E.Z. Movers, a sanctuary business. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Lop-E.Z. Movers, a sanctuary business.
S01 • E14 He thought an iPad was one of my feminine products. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
He thought an iPad was one of my feminine products.
S01 • E13 I mean, can you get over it? That was 35 years ago. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I mean, can you get over it? That was 35 years ago.
S01 • E12 You're gonna spend a bunch of money - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
You're gonna spend a bunch of money
S01 • E01 You thought Instagram was a weed delivery service. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
S01 • E17 Yes, like my friend Seymour Bloom - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Yes, like my friend Seymour Bloom
S01 • E05 I mean, you're Oprah, and I'm Gayle. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I mean, you're Oprah, and I'm Gayle.
S01 • E08 Now, this dog may not be an evil tech billionaire, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Now, this dog may not be an evil tech billionaire,
S01 • E19 - It's just, uh, Don Patino. - Ugh. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- It's just, uh, Don Patino. - Ugh.
S01 • E18 His name's Mateo. He lives at 5543 86th_ - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
His name's Mateo. He lives at 5543 86th_
S01 • E10 - This piece of wood is the perfect size - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- This piece of wood is the perfect size
S01 • E02 I'm already dealing with your son - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I'm already dealing with your son
S01 • E21 -You're literally lifting up your community. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-You're literally lifting up your community.
S01 • E22 That could be any sexy Mexican man - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
That could be any sexy Mexican man
S01 • E03 Oh, I also get away with, "Qué? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
Oh, I also get away with, "Qué?
S01 • E11 It'll go great with the authentic tortilla chips - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It'll go great with the authentic tortilla chips