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Lopez vs Lopez

Say what you willabout Panda Express, but it is the best steakserved by an ice cream scoop...

Say what you will
about Panda Express, but it is the best steak
served by an ice cream scoop money can buy

Full Transcript

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Say what you will about Panda Express,
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but it is the best steak served by an ice cream scoop
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money can buy.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:41
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
14
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E21 -You seem to have a lot of bankable white guilt. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-You seem to have a lot of bankable white guilt.
S01 • E01 You know, Mayan, this kitchen would get done a lot faster - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You know, Mayan, this kitchen would get done a lot faster
S01 • E19 He tore this family apart and pulled you away from me. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
He tore this family apart and pulled you away from me.
S01 • E07 - You should watch your back, nerd, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- You should watch your back, nerd,
S01 • E20 -Baby's first weapon? I'm in! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-Baby's first weapon? I'm in!
S01 • E22 So did you decide who your hero is? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
So did you decide who your hero is?
S01 • E18 - I want the truth. - You can't handle the truth! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- I want the truth. - You can't handle the truth!
S01 • E06 Bye, borracho. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Bye, borracho.
S01 • E04 Look, we know it's been hard for you losing your home, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Look, we know it's been hard for you losing your home,
S01 • E10 Like yelling, "He's got a gun" - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Like yelling, "He's got a gun"
S01 • E19 You missed my 14th birthday because you were with Don on some booze cruise. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You missed my 14th birthday because you were with Don on som...
S01 • E08 My pet lizard and I have been trying - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
My pet lizard and I have been trying
S01 • E22 Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King,
S01 • E02 {\an8}*LOPEZ VS LOPEZ* Season 01 Episode 02 - Lopez vs Lopez 00:11
{\an8}*LOPEZ VS LOPEZ* Season 01 Episode 02
S01 • E20 -Quinten; Do you know of anyone who wants to buy a diamond ring? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-Quinten; Do you know of anyone who wants to buy a diamond r...
S01 • E21 -I'm excited to meet your mentor, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-I'm excited to meet your mentor,
S01 • E05 Two parents thought I was Chance's mom, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Two parents thought I was Chance's mom,
S01 • E01 It would get done faster if I hired a contractor - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
It would get done faster if I hired a contractor
S01 • E13 And I brought a real babysitter for Chance. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
And I brought a real babysitter for Chance.
S01 • E18 But yeah, I punched him. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
But yeah, I punched him.