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So what I'm hearing is the fact that I was a screw-up
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Lopez vs Lopez

So what I'm hearing is thefact that I was a screw-up with no standardsfor myself or others...

So what I'm hearing is the
fact that I was a screw-up with no standards
for myself or others makes me the perfect dad!

Full Transcript

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- So what I'm hearing is the fact that I was a screw-up
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with no standards for myself or others
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makes me the perfect dad!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:28
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E03 The way you bullied that rich white guy, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
The way you bullied that rich white guy,
S01 • E11 Is a bunch of hipster nonsense! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Is a bunch of hipster nonsense!
S01 • E22 But it's got the word "beer" in it. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
But it's got the word "beer" in it.
S01 • E04 I got you that puppy you always wanted. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I got you that puppy you always wanted.
S01 • E07 Nana, who hurt you? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Nana, who hurt you?
S01 • E10 I had to pour my own apple juice. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I had to pour my own apple juice.
S01 • E11 You might as well put up a sign outside that says - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
You might as well put up a sign outside that says
S01 • E20 Dearly beloved; We are gathered here today - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
Dearly beloved; We are gathered here today
S01 • E21 -I thought your biggest insecurity - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-I thought your biggest insecurity
S01 • E18 All that couch queso gave me the bubble guts. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
All that couch queso gave me the bubble guts.
S01 • E19 What do you think of Pépe Caca-Chonies? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
What do you think of Pépe Caca-Chonies?
S01 • E12 Nope. Those are La Jolla. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Nope. Those are La Jolla.
S01 • E02 [breathes heavily] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
[breathes heavily]
S01 • E03 Pretty soon this chica will be more fluent than JLo. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Pretty soon this chica will be more fluent than JLo.
S01 • E14 We both figured out you've been using - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
We both figured out you've been using
S01 • E17 We're sorry that our problems made you grow up so fast. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
We're sorry that our problems made you grow up so fast.
S01 • E02 It comes and goes, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
It comes and goes,
S01 • E11 You know who moves in - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You know who moves in
S01 • E10 - In this business, if you're not 15 minutes early, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
- In this business, if you're not 15 minutes early,
S01 • E07 - Why did we bring Grandma's ashes - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Why did we bring Grandma's ashes