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The only thing I had on my lap that night was a napkin
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Lopez vs Lopez

The only thing I had on mylap that night was a napkin

The only thing I had on my
lap that night was a napkin

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.916
The only thing I had on my lap that night was a napkin.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:42
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
19
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E02 I don't think there's a market in sex trafficking - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I don't think there's a market in sex trafficking
S01 • E04 He's so excited that he started his own bug collection, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
He's so excited that he started his own bug collection,
S01 • E18 Look, Mom, Dad, Goosey, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Look, Mom, Dad, Goosey,
S01 • E15 I brought juice boxes and little bags of Cheerios - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I brought juice boxes and little bags of Cheerios
S01 • E17 They're beautiful, talented, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
They're beautiful, talented,
S01 • E14 I just check in, I check temperatures up butts, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I just check in, I check temperatures up butts,
S01 • E05 - No, because like I told you, she just gave me a raise. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- No, because like I told you, she just gave me a raise.
S01 • E07 - Wait, there's someone angry enough with you - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
- Wait, there's someone angry enough with you
S01 • E09 - Not that that's any of your business, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Not that that's any of your business,
S01 • E16 I'm in AA now, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:10
I'm in AA now,
S01 • E22 But they're gonna run some tests, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
But they're gonna run some tests,
S01 • E13 Just because I freaked out about getting a girl pregnant - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Just because I freaked out about getting a girl pregnant
S01 • E20 -My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her bra. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
-My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her br...
S01 • E04 - Oh, those ants are my fault. I keep hot dogs under the bed. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- Oh, those ants are my fault. I keep hot dogs under the bed...
S01 • E06 When you cook, you gotta cook with passion... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
When you cook, you gotta cook with passion...
S01 • E05 - That's sweet, how you're bending over backwards - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
- That's sweet, how you're bending over backwards
S01 • E19 I'd like to help you reconnect with Mayan, but I don't think she'll agree to it. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
I'd like to help you reconnect with Mayan, but I don�...
S01 • E12 Wait. "Everly & Sunshine presents - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
Wait. "Everly & Sunshine presents
S01 • E06 Tears, sweat, unspoken desire. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Tears, sweat, unspoken desire.
S01 • E17 Your mom wanted to pay them less - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Your mom wanted to pay them less