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You weigh, like, five times more than me
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Lopez vs Lopez

You weigh, like,five times more than me

You weigh, like,
five times more than me

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You weigh, like, five times more than me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:34
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E04 - So they called me a hoochie who can't get laid? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- So they called me a hoochie who can't get laid?
S01 • E13 It's been eight years, so if you still don't trust me, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
It's been eight years, so if you still don't trust...
S01 • E20 These public records reveal that the two of you are technically... - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
These public records reveal that the two of you are technica...
S01 • E06 Oh, it's not my fault that the wreath on the door - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Oh, it's not my fault that the wreath on the door
S01 • E17 Her name is Gina, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Her name is Gina,
S01 • E02 I want you guys to get rid of all this stuff now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
I want you guys to get rid of all this stuff now.
S01 • E05 - All right, first, no body-shaming, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:09
- All right, first, no body-shaming,
S01 • E22 We can have a pajama jammy jam. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
We can have a pajama jammy jam.
S01 • E03 Uh, you hablo English? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Uh, you hablo English?
S01 • E18 You realized it's finally time to put that thing on ice? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You realized it's finally time to put that thing on ice...
S01 • E20 Still married! [all gasp] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
Still married! [all gasp]
S01 • E01 I just want to scream in his face, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I just want to scream in his face,
S01 • E15 Hey, it's payback for all the times that you partied - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Hey, it's payback for all the times that you partied
S01 • E21 You don't have to do anything or even show up. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
You don't have to do anything or even show up.
S01 • E12 Hey, business bestie! - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Hey, business bestie!
S01 • E19 And him proving that he could do the right thing - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
And him proving that he could do the right thing
S01 • E03 Yes, I do. And I can also hear. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Yes, I do. And I can also hear.
S01 • E08 Girl, I am just a random stranger - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
Girl, I am just a random stranger
S01 • E17 Reaching for the same six-pack of Bud Light Clamato. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Reaching for the same six-pack of Bud Light Clamato.
S01 • E10 - I was thinking more in tickets to Universal. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- I was thinking more in tickets to Universal.