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Lopez vs Lopez

You will rue the day-- I just needed a minute to find my machete

You will rue the day-- I just needed a minute to find my machete

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You will rue the day--
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I just needed a minute to find my machete.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:11
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
21
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A working-class family comedy about dysfunction, reconnection, and all the pain and joy in between.
S01 • E08 "That sign says this mayonnaise is two for one. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
"That sign says this mayonnaise is two for one.
S01 • E05 - This is not a game you want to win. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
- This is not a game you want to win.
S01 • E18 My therapist said_ - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
My therapist said_
S01 • E20 -[laughs] Well, then give me my $30, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
-[laughs] Well, then give me my $30,
S01 • E12 Are you expanding into blood diamonds next? - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
Are you expanding into blood diamonds next?
S01 • E19 He's out of our lives for good. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
He's out of our lives for good.
S01 • E22 Sets a better example for a kid. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Sets a better example for a kid.
S01 • E03 Because when you were little, I was working all the time, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Because when you were little, I was working all the time,
S01 • E16 You know, if you can hunt down a pigeon, - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
You know, if you can hunt down a pigeon,
S01 • E06 Okay, come in. Come in. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Okay, come in. Come in.
S01 • E02 Hey, Quinten, way to step up for your family, man. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Hey, Quinten, way to step up for your family, man.
S01 • E19 You look so stupid right now. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
You look so stupid right now.
S01 • E20 [♫-saxophone] - Lopez vs Lopez 00:08
[♫-saxophone]
S01 • E08 I ain't putting my top back on till I get answers." - Lopez vs Lopez 00:12
I ain't putting my top back on till I get answers."...
S01 • E15 I mean, she wasn't spray-painted - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
I mean, she wasn't spray-painted
S01 • E03 But I don't feel like I can be a proud Latina - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
But I don't feel like I can be a proud Latina
S01 • E14 We'll get you back on track so you can do what you love. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
We'll get you back on track so you can do what you love...
S01 • E02 This is gonna sound crazy, but I actually think - Lopez vs Lopez 00:07
This is gonna sound crazy, but I actually think
S01 • E18 Damn it. I thought I had another week. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:06
Damn it. I thought I had another week.
S01 • E13 Oh, we haven't figured that out yet. - Lopez vs Lopez 00:05
Oh, we haven't figured that out yet.