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Lord, Give Me Patience

An ultraconservative family father must spend a weekend with his dysfunctional children for the burial of his wife.

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Álvaro Díaz Lorenzo

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comedy, fantasy

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Awards

1 win & 2 nominations total

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Turn around, you're very lost. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Turn around, you're very lost.

I'm lost? How do you say
"go fuck yourself" in Catalan? - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'm lost? How do you say "go fuck yourself" i...

I stopped you because
you threw this GPS - Lord, Give Me Patience

I stopped you because you threw this GPS

I know, officer, I'm a man
of the law who loves his country - Lord, Give Me Patience

I know, officer, I'm a man of the law who loves his cou...

Yes, a grasshopper.
There's the asshole, there. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Yes, a grasshopper. There's the asshole, there.

I'm going to ask you
to get out of the van, - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'm going to ask you to get out of the van,

Artur Mas' pal, your son-in-law,
a Barcelona fan, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Artur Mas' pal, your son-in-law, a Barcelona fan,

- Yes.
- The tree-hugging crusty - Lord, Give Me Patience

- Yes. - The tree-hugging crusty

And your youngest,
with whom you barely speak, - Lord, Give Me Patience

And your youngest, with whom you barely speak,

And you got lost because
your GPS was in Catalan, - Lord, Give Me Patience

And you got lost because your GPS was in Catalan,

They should give this poor man
the Order of Civil Merit - Lord, Give Me Patience

They should give this poor man the Order of Civil Merit

All alone he's bearing
all the evils of this country: - Lord, Give Me Patience

All alone he's bearing all the evils of this country:

Look, Gregorio, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Look, Gregorio,

Bringing every Sunday
to eat paella - Lord, Give Me Patience

Bringing every Sunday to eat paella

Gregorio, may we escort you
to the motorway? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Gregorio, may we escort you to the motorway?

Being from Madrid and so Spanish, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Being from Madrid and so Spanish,

500 km with the Catalan flag.
I could kill my son-in-law. - Lord, Give Me Patience

500 km with the Catalan flag. I could kill my son-in-law.

Don Gregorio, - Lord, Give Me Patience

One call and I'll come with
all the State's forces to Sanlúcar. - Lord, Give Me Patience

One call and I'll come with all the State's forces...

We'll always be together - Lord, Give Me Patience

We'll always be together

Doesn't muss your hair. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Doesn't muss your hair.

Things get complicated - Lord, Give Me Patience

Things get complicated

Yes... do you know where
Covadonga St. is? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Yes... do you know where Covadonga St. is?

We're going
Thanks a lot, again - Lord, Give Me Patience

We're going Thanks a lot, again

Eneko and I are sleeping together, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Eneko and I are sleeping together,

This numbskull got into bed - Lord, Give Me Patience

This numbskull got into bed

Go! If I see you here again, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Go! If I see you here again,

If I'd stuck a finger
in my father-in-law's ass, - Lord, Give Me Patience

If I'd stuck a finger in my father-in-law's ass,

We should've gone to a hotel - Lord, Give Me Patience

We should've gone to a hotel

And Leo's gone off so horny, - Lord, Give Me Patience

And Leo's gone off so horny,

I'm at that age, Gregorio, I've got... - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'm at that age, Gregorio, I've got...

Gregorio! Gregorio! - Lord, Give Me Patience

Gregorio! Gregorio!

Don't tell me! I can imagine! - Lord, Give Me Patience

Don't tell me! I can imagine!

Yes, it's me. Turn around. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Yes, it's me. Turn around.

I don't know. I must've dreamt it. - Lord, Give Me Patience

I don't know. I must've dreamt it.

Pick me up - Lord, Give Me Patience

Just stop being a dick, it's late. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Just stop being a dick, it's late.

Can I really see you
or is it my imagination? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Can I really see you or is it my imagination?

They only have you now,
and they need you, especially Carlos. - Lord, Give Me Patience

They only have you now, and they need you, especially Carlos...

I do love him, but support...
I don't know how. - Lord, Give Me Patience

I do love him, but support... I don't know how.

Of course you do!
You just have to try. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Of course you do! You just have to try.

I do try, but I find it
so hard, it's horrible. - Lord, Give Me Patience

I do try, but I find it so hard, it's horrible.

You've gone
and left me so alone, - Lord, Give Me Patience

You've gone and left me so alone,

You have to focus on the kids,
they're your priority! - Lord, Give Me Patience

You have to focus on the kids, they're your priority!

I'll try, but I miss you so much. - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'll try, but I miss you so much.

But go on, get to bed,
you have a long day tomorrow. - Lord, Give Me Patience

But go on, get to bed, you have a long day tomorrow.

- The future and all that?
- No, it's a figure of speech. - Lord, Give Me Patience

- The future and all that? - No, it's a figure of speec...

You can't give me a hint
on the lottery? - Lord, Give Me Patience

You can't give me a hint on the lottery?

So for revenge he sent me
a Catalan son-in-law, a Barcelona fan, - Lord, Give Me Patience

So for revenge he sent me a Catalan son-in-law, a Barcelona ...

And God has given you - Lord, Give Me Patience

And God has given you

So they're here,
apart from busting my balls, - Lord, Give Me Patience

So they're here, apart from busting my balls,

Look around for the signs
the Lord sends you. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Look around for the signs the Lord sends you.

The signs will help you
to be a better person. - Lord, Give Me Patience

The signs will help you to be a better person.

Right. Could the signs be
that my deceased wife - Lord, Give Me Patience

Right. Could the signs be that my deceased wife

No, son, no. Those are signs
that you're nuts. - Lord, Give Me Patience

No, son, no. Those are signs that you're nuts.

Are you telling me that
your wife's photo talks? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Are you telling me that your wife's photo talks?

No. My son-in-law, the Catalan, - Lord, Give Me Patience

No. My son-in-law, the Catalan,

My God. Really?
I don't believe it. - Lord, Give Me Patience

My God. Really? I don't believe it.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

Well, now we're here, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Well, now we're here,

I absolve you of all your sins
in the name of the Father, - Lord, Give Me Patience

I absolve you of all your sins in the name of the Father,

Go with God. And Lola,
stop stealing avocadoes, please. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Go with God. And Lola, stop stealing avocadoes, please.

Carlos, - Lord, Give Me Patience

I will, but the thing is, - Lord, Give Me Patience

I will, but the thing is,

Sure, like when she was little, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Sure, like when she was little,

I loved that mastiff!
It was so big and beautiful! - Lord, Give Me Patience

I loved that mastiff! It was so big and beautiful!

Stop laughing, find someone
you like and leave Leo. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Stop laughing, find someone you like and leave Leo.

Father, about this
homosexuality thing, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Father, about this homosexuality thing,

If someone's gay, - Lord, Give Me Patience

If someone's gay,

Words I subscribe to 100%.
Anything else? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Words I subscribe to 100%. Anything else?

No, no. The mass for my wife,
do I pay for it today or tomorrow? - Lord, Give Me Patience

No, no. The mass for my wife, do I pay for it today or tomor...

Today, today. And we accept PayPal. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Today, today. And we accept PayPal.

Alright, my friends, - Lord, Give Me Patience

Alright, my friends,

It's that simple, okay?
The class is about to start... - Lord, Give Me Patience

It's that simple, okay? The class is about to start...

You get on and row,
that's all there is to it. - Lord, Give Me Patience

You get on and row, that's all there is to it.

Now we've seen the back of it,
can we start the class, "Teach"? - Lord, Give Me Patience

Now we've seen the back of it, can we start the class, ...

"Leo, you're a... wonderful person. - Lord, Give Me Patience

"Leo, you're a... wonderful person.

I'll tell you two things: - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'll tell you two things:

And two: I'm going ashore
for a beer, okay? - Lord, Give Me Patience

And two: I'm going ashore for a beer, okay?

"No? Leo, stop fooling around
and come here". - Lord, Give Me Patience

"No? Leo, stop fooling around and come here".

- "You're leaving me, babe?".
- "No... - Lord, Give Me Patience

- "You're leaving me, babe?". - "No...

Yes, yes, I'm leaving you. - Lord, Give Me Patience

Yes, yes, I'm leaving you.

I'm leaving you, it's over.
Arrivederci". - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'm leaving you, it's over. Arrivederci".

- "Arrive-what?"
- "I'm leaving you, it's over. - Lord, Give Me Patience

- "Arrive-what?" - "I'm leaving you, it&...

Go back to Fuengirola
and leave me alone!" - Lord, Give Me Patience

Go back to Fuengirola and leave me alone!"

"No, Leo... Leo, no. No. - Lord, Give Me Patience

"No, Leo... Leo, no. No.

- Leo, take it easy..."
- "Take it easy", no, "It's over!" - Lord, Give Me Patience

- Leo, take it easy..." - "Take it easy", no,...

I'm doing it for you, - Lord, Give Me Patience

I'm doing it for you,

It's under control.
I know what to do. - Lord, Give Me Patience

It's under control. I know what to do.

Remember I told you
the guy we asked yesterday - Lord, Give Me Patience

Remember I told you the guy we asked yesterday

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An ultraconservative family father must spend a weekend with his dysfunctional children for the burial of his wife.

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Director: Álvaro Díaz Lorenzo

Writer: Álvaro Díaz Lorenzo

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, fantasy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 16 Jun 2017

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations total

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