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"Lord of War" quotes

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An arms dealer confronts the morality of his work as he is being chased by an INTERPOL Agent.

Director: Andrew Niccol
Writer: Andrew Niccol
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, drama
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $24,149,632
Released: 16 Sep 2005
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

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Yuri OrlovAndre Baptiste Sr.Simeon WeiszUkraine MajorLittle girlAndre Baptiste Jr.Anatoly OrlovJack ValentineFaithGloriaGeneral DmitriAva FontaineVitaly OrlovIrina OrlovMbiziBorneo OfficerArms Fair SalesmanAngelTitle Card
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I'm not here to supply his enemies - Lord of War 00:16 I'm not here to supply his enemies Before I knew you - Lord of War 00:13 Before I knew you Will my hand grow back - Lord of War 00:09 Will my hand grow back My father left a welcoming present in your room - Lord of War 00:05 My father left a welcoming present in your room The only way you could die from this baby now is if a food drop hits you - Lord of War 00:05 The only way you could die from this baby now is if a food... Always remember - Lord of War 00:06 Always remember Your brother's death certificate said he died of heart failure - Lord of War 00:52 Your brother's death certificate said he died of heart... How do you do this - Lord of War 00:27 How do you do this My enemies have finally found a weapon that can hurt me - Lord of War 00:44 My enemies have finally found a weapon that can hurt me Go ahead take the crate Everybody come on - Lord of War 00:24 Go ahead take the crate Everybody come on Yuri I didn't know how much Ava really knew - Lord of War 00:25 Yuri I didn't know how much Ava really knew I could even afford to be a patron of the arts - Lord of War 00:20 I could even afford to be a patron of the arts Do you realize in some parts of my country you can get one for the price of a chicken - Lord of War 01:09 Do you realize in some parts of my country you can get one... We would be happy to make you happy - Lord of War 00:50 We would be happy to make you happy The pillaging didn't die with my uncle - Lord of War 00:59 The pillaging didn't die with my uncle It's made of a polymer composite - Lord of War 00:24 It's made of a polymer composite Please - Lord of War 00:08 Please You couldn't put a price on loyalty - Lord of War 00:16 You couldn't put a price on loyalty I thought you were watching out for these people - Lord of War 00:59 I thought you were watching out for these people My wealth caught up to my lies about my wealth - Lord of War 00:13 My wealth caught up to my lies about my wealth Yuri This was the chaos that the Old Guard had always feared - Lord of War 00:28 Yuri This was the chaos that the Old Guard had always feared Did you forget what time it is - Lord of War 01:06 Did you forget what time it is The Cold War had its uses - Lord of War 01:14 The Cold War had its uses Doesn't look like a four to me - Lord of War 00:31 Doesn't look like a four to me It would be nice to have a couple more guests from my side of the family - Lord of War 00:40 It would be nice to have a couple more guests from my side... Vitaly I need you to get out of the car - Lord of War 00:18 Vitaly I need you to get out of the car That narco guerilla had his facts right - Lord of War 00:35 That narco guerilla had his facts right That's why I choose my customers so carefully - Lord of War 00:17 That's why I choose my customers so carefully Hurricane though there's nothing on the news - Lord of War 01:19 Hurricane though there's nothing on the news At least not with money - Lord of War 00:16 At least not with money How do you spell that - Lord of War 00:22 How do you spell that This is bullshit money - Lord of War 00:13 This is bullshit money Yuri It was the '80s and the Cold War was far from thawed - Lord of War 00:17 Yuri It was the '80s and the Cold War was far from thawed The only option for Vitaly and I was under the counter gun running - Lord of War 00:31 The only option for Vitaly and I was under the counter gun... Would you also like the armor piercing bullets - Lord of War 00:08 Would you also like the armor piercing bullets I can't eat shellfish - Lord of War 00:41 I can't eat shellfish I don't know how much Ava really knew or how much she ignored - Lord of War 00:25 I don't know how much Ava really knew or how much she... I don't know what Vitali was running away from - Lord of War 00:10 I don't know what Vitali was running away from Most people are happy just get out of jail - Lord of War 00:18 Most people are happy just get out of jail I miss your Borscht - Lord of War 01:04 I miss your Borscht Look where we are - Lord of War 01:03 Look where we are My father would like to meet you - Lord of War 00:32 My father would like to meet you I was the best Merchant Of Death alive - Lord of War 00:34 I was the best Merchant Of Death alive Vitaly broke the cardinal rule of gun running - Lord of War 00:14 Vitaly broke the cardinal rule of gun running But I wasn't the only one offering a crash course in capitalism - Lord of War 00:20 But I wasn't the only one offering a crash course in... Why are you so fucked up all the time - Lord of War 00:16 Why are you so fucked up all the time You underestimate yourself Aleksei - Lord of War 00:11 You underestimate yourself Aleksei You have broken every arms embargo written - Lord of War 00:23 You have broken every arms embargo written I don't believe you - Lord of War 00:50 I don't believe you Of course the US Army got a piece of the action - Lord of War 00:17 Of course the US Army got a piece of the action Most people are happy just to get out of jail - Lord of War 00:09 Most people are happy just to get out of jail A human fetus has a reptile's tail - Lord of War 00:18 A human fetus has a reptile's tail Valentine knew he didn't have to guard me - Lord of War 00:22 Valentine knew he didn't have to guard me Despite the other women - Lord of War 00:15 Despite the other women Have you seen today's paper - Lord of War 00:23 Have you seen today's paper When I was a boy - Lord of War 00:22 When I was a boy There's nothing better for an arms dealer - Lord of War 00:14 There's nothing better for an arms dealer The second rule of gun running is always ensure - Lord of War 00:11 The second rule of gun running is always ensure You fucking fuck - Lord of War 00:10 You fucking fuck He must be lying - Lord of War 00:11 He must be lying I had a flair for languages - Lord of War 00:14 I had a flair for languages We're with the Bureau of Alcohol - Lord of War 00:17 We're with the Bureau of Alcohol Yuri Curious how you always revert to your native tongue in moments - Lord of War 00:12 Yuri Curious how you always revert to your native tongue in... I can't wear the clothes - Lord of War 00:55 I can't wear the clothes What was he doing here - Lord of War 00:31 What was he doing here It cost me twenty grand to book her for a fake photo shoot - Lord of War 00:50 It cost me twenty grand to book her for a fake photo shoot He was selling guns before there was gun powder - Lord of War 00:55 He was selling guns before there was gun powder I paid a Monrovian doctor twenty dollars to remove the lead from Vitaly's body - Lord of War 00:20 I paid a Monrovian doctor twenty dollars to remove the lead... I never sold to Osama bin Laden - Lord of War 00:13 I never sold to Osama bin Laden I can see what you are thinking - Lord of War 00:17 I can see what you are thinking Beware of the dog - Lord of War 00:33 Beware of the dog Even when I was up against an overzealous agent - Lord of War 00:35 Even when I was up against an overzealous agent I've tasted your borscht - Lord of War 00:26 I've tasted your borscht May I interest you in the shoulder fired S 37 surface to air missle - Lord of War 00:23 May I interest you in the shoulder fired S 37 surface to air... What are you doing - Lord of War 00:15 What are you doing You don't have to worry - Lord of War 00:28 You don't have to worry I was the same man who was not good enough for you before - Lord of War 00:15 I was the same man who was not good enough for you before You got nothing on me - Lord of War 00:12 You got nothing on me The problem with gun runners going to war - Lord of War 00:09 The problem with gun runners going to war
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Cast

Yuri Orlov - Nicolas Cage
Ava Fontaine - Bridget Moynahan
Vitaly Orlov - Jared Leto
Irina Orlov - Shake Tukhmanyan
Anatoly Orlov - Jean-Pierre Nshanian
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