The new Uzi machine pistol, big fire power in s small package this little baby uses nine...

Yuri Orlov: [Selling a gun to Ukrainian Mobsters] The new Uzi machine pistol, big fire power in s small package this little baby uses nine millimeter Hollow-points twenty twenty-five round extendable magazines, front and rear adjustable sights the silencer comes standard excellent recoil reduction muzzle jump forty percent sixty percent noise proof suppression you could pump in a bullet in me right now you'd never wake up the guy in the next room of course that'd eliminate your opportunity for repeat business

Gentlemen. The new Uzi machine pistol, big firepower in a small package. This baby uses 9-mm hollow points, twenty 25-round extendable mags. Rear flip adjustable sights. Silencer standard. Excellent recoil reduction. Muzzle jump reduced 40%. 60% improved noise suppression. You could pump a mag into me right now and never wake the guy in the next room. Of course, that would eliminate your opportunity for repeat business. I did have a natural instinct for smuggling contraband. Fortunately, back then, a video camera was as big as a bazooka. [sighs] I'd been running away from violence my whole life, and I should have been running towards it. It's in our nature. The earliest human skeletons had spearheads in their ribcages. [♪ David Bowie: Young Americans] Where have you been? What if we had a customer? God bless America. [cash register rings] - Mmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah? - [choking noises] - [Vitaly speaks Russian] "Beware of the dog"? You don't have a dog. Are you tryin' to scare people?