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He lives in Amsterdam with his mom

He lives in Amsterdam with his mom. Ever get to visit him? No, not yet. I had a little,...

Lost • S01E14 • 2004

He lives in Amsterdam with his mom. Ever get to visit him? No, not yet. I had a little, you know,run—in with a car. I never know what to write. How about a joke?— I don't know. What kinda joke? How about "what's black,white and red all over?" Yeah, a newspaper, right?— "a penguin with a sunburn." That's really dumb. — trust me. Mother of four talking here.He'll get a kick out of it

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He lives in Amsterdam with his mom

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Ever get to visit him

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No not yet

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I had a little you know run in with a car

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I never know what to write

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How about a joke I don't know What kinda joke

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How about what's black white and red all over

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Yeah a newspaper right a penguin with a sunburn

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That's really dumb trust me

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Mother of four talking here He'll get a kick out of it

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نعم إنه يعيش مع والدته في أمستردام

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ألم تذهب لزيارته أبدا

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نعم

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نعم ليس بعد

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لقد صدمتني سيارة

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لم أعرف ما أكتب

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ماذا عن مزحة طريفة لا أعرف

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أي مزحة

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شيء أسود و أبيض و كله أحمر ما هو

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نعم الجريدة صحيح

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بطريق ملتهب من الشمس

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هذه حمقاء فعلا

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ثق بي أنا أم لأربعة أولاد ستعجبه كثيرا

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Ouais hum il vit à Amsterdam avec sa mère

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Vous êtes déjà allé le voir

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Non

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Non pas encore

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J'ai eu un petit vous savez problème avec une voiture

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Je ne sais jamais quoi écrire

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Pourquoi pas une blague Je ne sais pas

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Quel genre de blague

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Comme celle là qu'est ce qui est noir blanc et rouge dessus

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Ouais Le journal non

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Un pingouin avec un coup de soleil

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C'est vraiment bête

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Croyez moi j'ai quatre enfants Ca le fera rire

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Ja er lebt in Amsterdam bei seiner Mutter

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Können Sie ihn denn besuchen

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Nein

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Nein bisher nicht

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Ich hatte da einen kleinen Zusammenstoß mit einem Auto

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Ich weiß nie was ich schreiben soll

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Wie wär s mit einem Witz Ich weiß nicht

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Was für ein Witz

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Wie wär s mit Was ist schwarz weiß und rot von Kopf bis Fuß

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Ja Die Zeitung stimmts

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Ein Pinguin mit Sonnenbrand

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Das ist wirklich blöd

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Glauben Sie mir Mutter von 4 spricht hier Er wird sich kranklachen

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Да гм он живёт в Амстердаме с мамой

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Навещали его

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Нет

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Нет ещё нет

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Ну знаете у меня была небольшая стычка с машиной

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Даже не знаю что и написать

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Может шутку Даже не знаю

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Какую шутку

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Как насчёт Чёрный белый и весь красный

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Что газета

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Пингвин с загаром

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Это же очень глупо

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Поверьте мне матери четырёх детей Ему понравится

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Vive en Ámsterdam con su mamá

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Alguna vez lo has visitado

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No aún no

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Sufrí un usted sabe un percance con un auto

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Nunca sé qué escribirle

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Qué tal un chiste No sé qué clase de chiste

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Qué tal qué es negro blanco y rojo por encima

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Sí un diario no Un pingüino con quemadura de sol

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Qué chiste tonto Créeme

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Te lo dice una madre de cuatro Le encantará

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:14

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

adventure, drama, fantasy

Production

ABC Studios,Bad Robot,Touchstone Television

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Movie Summary

The survivors of a plane crash are forced to work together in order to survive on a seemingly deserted tropical island.