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Loudermilk

Sam Loudermilk is a recovering alcoholic and substance-abuse counselor with a bad attitude. Although he has his drinking under control, Loudermilk discovers that when your life is a mess, getting clean is the easy part.

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Terror Optics,WildEye Releasing

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3 wins & 6 nominations

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CLAIRE:
Do you know how wrong it is
to have a daughter, - Loudermilk

CLAIRE: Do you know how wrong it is to have a daughter,

I'm Sam Loudermilk,
and I am super-duper excited - Loudermilk

I'm Sam Loudermilk, and I am super-duper excited

I've been in this business
long enough to know - Loudermilk

I've been in this business long enough to know

* Begin again * - Loudermilk

* Begin again *

I need you to go
to this Sober - Loudermilk

I need you to go to this Sober

I have a feeling that your brand of help

Dude, it's
a really long drive, - Loudermilk

Dude, it's a really long drive,

If not, exactly zero shits
will be given by me. - Loudermilk

If not, exactly zero shits will be given by me.

Loudermilk abandoned this group
to go to a wedding? - Loudermilk

Loudermilk abandoned this group to go to a wedding?

I would say that
when I think about my ex-wife, - Loudermilk

I would say that when I think about my ex-wife,

You sure, Cutter?
You think you're ready - Loudermilk

You sure, Cutter? You think you're ready

Looking forward
to diving in, seeing-- - Loudermilk

Looking forward to diving in, seeing--

Sam--2B - Loudermilk

* You're the leading man... * - Loudermilk

* You're the leading man... *

I'd let you sleep
on my couch, Loudermilk, - Loudermilk

I'd let you sleep on my couch, Loudermilk,

Well, sponsee,
I think you might - Loudermilk

Well, sponsee, I think you might

I want you
to keep an eye on him, - Loudermilk

I want you to keep an eye on him,

What - Loudermilk

What the fuck are you doing - Loudermilk

What the fuck are you doing

As your sponsor
and your only friend, - Loudermilk

As your sponsor and your only friend,

Would someone else
like to share something, please? - Loudermilk

Would someone else like to share something, please?

Why don't you assholes
get out of my way, - Loudermilk

Why don't you assholes get out of my way,

Yeah, look, not that I care,
but I was thinking - Loudermilk

Yeah, look, not that I care, but I was thinking

Thirty - Loudermilk

SAM:
Why the fuck are you
still going to Memphis' wedding? - Loudermilk

SAM: Why the fuck are you still going to Memphis' weddi...

It doesn't mean
anything to you - Loudermilk

It doesn't mean anything to you

I'm sorry to report - Loudermilk

I'm sorry to report

Show of hands,
does anybody give a shit - Loudermilk

Show of hands, does anybody give a shit

* 'Fore we go any further
Remember you said * - Loudermilk

* 'Fore we go any further Remember you said *

Uh, the difference is,
that over there, - Loudermilk

Uh, the difference is, that over there,

Do you realize,
as I'm standing here, - Loudermilk

Do you realize, as I'm standing here,

Great.
So you don't care - Loudermilk

Great. So you don't care

* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Loudermilk

* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Yes, but once again, - Loudermilk

Yes, but once again,

So who would like to-- - Loudermilk

So who would like to--

When you became
my sponsor, you said: - Loudermilk

When you became my sponsor, you said:

And at the same time
it's doing that, - Loudermilk

And at the same time it's doing that,

It's called
Oil and Water. - Loudermilk

It's called Oil and Water.

[MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY
FROM HEADPHONES] - Loudermilk

[MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY FROM HEADPHONES]

Well, at least your little
pussy ears are still working. - Loudermilk

Well, at least your little pussy ears are still working.

But that's what he always does.
He says that's how it works. - Loudermilk

But that's what he always does. He says that's how...

Uh, as the crow flies,
about 12 miles. - Loudermilk

Uh, as the crow flies, about 12 miles.

Oh, 'cause
that's a bag of oil, - Loudermilk

Oh, 'cause that's a bag of oil,

* I ain't got no time - Loudermilk

* I ain't got no time

It's like putting on
your oxygen mask - Loudermilk

It's like putting on your oxygen mask

And on top of that,
the whole solar system's - Loudermilk

And on top of that, the whole solar system's

There's an ironic sense
of whimsy - Loudermilk

There's an ironic sense of whimsy

I got a buddy
who says Gettysburg - Loudermilk

I got a buddy who says Gettysburg

What if I'm
an East Asian chinchilla monkey - Loudermilk

What if I'm an East Asian chinchilla monkey

He should've been teaching you
to put on your own oxygen masks. - Loudermilk

He should've been teaching you to put on your own oxyge...

This one explores
the duality of conflict - Loudermilk

This one explores the duality of conflict

Now, I tried
to tell him that - Loudermilk

Now, I tried to tell him that

400,000 miles an hour,
66,000 miles an hour, - Loudermilk

400,000 miles an hour, 66,000 miles an hour,

Or how far is it
as the beaver swims? - Loudermilk

Or how far is it as the beaver swims?

I can't get it.
I'm waiting for you - Loudermilk

I can't get it. I'm waiting for you

Well, like I could - Loudermilk

Well, like I could

And as of today,
you will be treated as such. - Loudermilk

And as of today, you will be treated as such.

To top it all off,
as that's happening, - Loudermilk

To top it all off, as that's happening,

Let's say I'm a beaver
swimming upstream with my family - Loudermilk

Let's say I'm a beaver swimming upstream with my f...

Unfortunately, this piece
has been purchased. - Loudermilk

Unfortunately, this piece has been purchased.

So please welcome
Garret Mason-Burke. - Loudermilk

So please welcome Garret Mason-Burke.

Well, 'cause you're Civil War
re - Loudermilk

Well, 'cause you're Civil War re

Maybe finding out
about this wedding is a-- - Loudermilk

Maybe finding out about this wedding is a--

If I wasn't young, - Loudermilk

If I wasn't young,

I'm on my way up to Vancouver
to tag this broad, - Loudermilk

I'm on my way up to Vancouver to tag this broad,

Or I'm a three-legged cat,
all right, - Loudermilk

Or I'm a three-legged cat, all right,

But what if
we get a new New Guy? - Loudermilk

But what if we get a new New Guy?

And that, officer, is why
I failed to walk a straight line - Loudermilk

And that, officer, is why I failed to walk a straight line

Oh, yeah, I'm sure
God was all about - Loudermilk

Oh, yeah, I'm sure God was all about

Well, then New Guy
and new New Guy - Loudermilk

Well, then New Guy and new New Guy

And then, when you realized
I showed no interest, - Loudermilk

And then, when you realized I showed no interest,

I saw the itchy
flannel shirts, and I-- - Loudermilk

I saw the itchy flannel shirts, and I--

FATHER MICHAEL:
Garret is a Sober Friends
instructor - Loudermilk

FATHER MICHAEL: Garret is a Sober Friends instructor

Is that more than 12 miles now
or a little bit less? - Loudermilk

Is that more than 12 miles now or a little bit less?

And then, all your chivalry - Loudermilk

And then, all your chivalry

I think the newer New Guy - Loudermilk

I think the newer New Guy

I was able to crack - Loudermilk

I was able to crack

'Cause I got a Cocker Spaniel - Loudermilk

'Cause I got a Cocker Spaniel

No, I mean,
right over there, - Loudermilk

No, I mean, right over there,

You take your own
self-centered behavior, - Loudermilk

You take your own self-centered behavior,

That's not fair.
SAM: Okay, let's-- - Loudermilk

That's not fair. SAM: Okay, let's--

I just have a couple things
I wanna-- - Loudermilk

I just have a couple things I wanna--

Okay, stop
blowing my horn, Father. - Loudermilk

Okay, stop blowing my horn, Father.

Well, I hope
the band is called: - Loudermilk

Well, I hope the band is called:

Oh, What kind of support group?
Is it a gay thing? - Loudermilk

Oh, What kind of support group? Is it a gay thing?

Coffee
for "Asshole." - Loudermilk

Coffee for "Asshole."

Now would somebody like to bat
lead-off with something - Loudermilk

Now would somebody like to bat lead-off with something

You know, despite all my
accomplishments, - Loudermilk

You know, despite all my accomplishments,

Or maybe I just saddle up
a zoogeographer like yourself - Loudermilk

Or maybe I just saddle up a zoogeographer like yourself

Would you mind
just moving over a seat - Loudermilk

Would you mind just moving over a seat

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Sam Loudermilk is a recovering alcoholic and substance-abuse counselor with a bad attitude. Although he has his drinking under control, Loudermilk discovers that when your life is a mess, getting clean is the easy part.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Mort

Production: Terror Optics,WildEye Releasing

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.8

BoxOffice:

Released: 17 Oct 2017

Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations

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