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I want the joy and challenge of ( bleep ) parenthood to end so I can go eat all the
ice cream in the freezer that they have no idea
is there. And it would break their hearts if they knew how much ice cream
I keep in the house. It's like a restaurant. It's a disgusting amount
of ice cream. And it's not for them. I never give them ice cream. It's mine. I wait 'til they're asleep and I eat it in their room
above their beds in the dark
ice cream in the freezer that they have no idea
is there. And it would break their hearts if they knew how much ice cream
I keep in the house. It's like a restaurant. It's a disgusting amount
of ice cream. And it's not for them. I never give them ice cream. It's mine. I wait 'til they're asleep and I eat it in their room
above their beds in the dark
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I want the joy and challenge
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of ( bleep ) parenthood to end
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so I can go eat all the
ice cream in the freezer
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that they have no idea
is there.
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And it would break their hearts
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if they knew how much ice cream
I keep in the house.
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It's like a restaurant.
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It's a disgusting amount
of ice cream.
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And it's not for them.
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I never give them ice cream.
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It's mine.
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I wait 'til they're asleep
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and I eat it in their room
above their beds in the dark.
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Movie Summary
The life of Louie C.K., a divorced comedian living in New York with two kids.
