I envy transgender people. They figured out what's going on with them... and they fixed...
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Louis C.K.:
I envy transgender people. They figured out what's going on with them... and they fixed it! What an amazing gift to know what the fuck is wrong with you! Who else gets to have that? For everyone else it's just a mushy "I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA!". I would give a million dollars to just wake up and be like "Oh, I'm an owl. That's what the thing is. I just gotta blink slow and eat a mouse."
I envy transgender people. They figured out what's going on with them... and they fixed it! What an amazing gift to know what the fuck is wrong with you! Who else gets to have that? For everyone else it's just a mushy "I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA!". I would give a million dollars to just wake up and be like "Oh, I'm an owl. That's what the thing is. I just gotta blink slow and eat a mouse."
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that they figured out what's going on with them and they fixed it
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What an amazing gift to know what the fuck is wrong with you
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Who else gets to have that
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It's just a mushy I don't fucking have any idea
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I would give a million dollars to just wake up
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Oh I'm an owl That's what the thing is
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audience laughing
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I've just got to blink slow and eat a mouse
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Movie Summary
Louis C.K. muses on religion, eternal love, giving dogs drugs, email fights, teachers, and more in a live performance from Washington D.C.
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