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And I started reading it because I'd never read it before, you know, because I was brought up Catholic
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And I started reading it because I'd never read it before, you know, because I was brought...

And I started reading it because I'd never read it before, you know, because I was brought up Catholic

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And I started reading it because I'd never read it before, you know, because I was brought up Catholic.
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00:47:03
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Apr 23, 2025
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
In the Catholic Church, they don't encourage reading. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
In the Catholic Church, they don't encourage reading.
Jews read their shit in Hebrew and in the South they read the Bible. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Jews read their shit in Hebrew and in the South they read...
So I got interested because I had my own conception of Jesus as a person. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
So I got interested because I had my own conception of Jesus...
And there's, it's interesting because when you actually read it, it's not as spiritual as you might think. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And there's, it's interesting because when you...
As here, here's the story of Jesus turning water into wine. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
As here, here's the story of Jesus turning water into...
Just, just listen - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Just, just listen
OK - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:17
OK
And when they ran out of wine, Jesus' mother said to him, they have no wine here. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And when they ran out of wine, Jesus' mother said to...
That's any mother at a wedding. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's any mother at a wedding.
They have no wine, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
They have no wine, Jesus.
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
And Jesus said to her, woman, what have I to do with you?
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Jesus is like, mom, fuck, no!
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole thing, but it's a zarrebi story - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Anyway, I'm not going to read the whole read the whole ...
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And Jesus said, look in the water barrel.
Maybe it's not the Red Queen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Maybe it's not the Red Queen.
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into wine. turned it all into wine and everyone got - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:14
So the guy looks in the water barrel and turns it all into...
It's actually a bigger problem. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's actually a bigger problem.
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah, thank you Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I feel like a lot of his miracles were mixed, like, ah,...
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Damn, that's a lot of fish, Jesus.
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Like Lazarus, Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.