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And my main feeling about Jesus is that I feel sorry for him
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And my main feeling about Jesus is that I feel sorry for him

And my main feeling about Jesus is that I feel sorry for him

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And my main feeling about Jesus is that I feel sorry for him.
Duration
5 seconds
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50
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:50
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
The last day was particularly hard, but he had a hard life, Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
The last day was particularly hard, but he had a hard life,...
He had to wear this underwear, this thong, just this - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
He had to wear this underwear, this thong, just this
But I thought a lot about Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
But I thought a lot about Jesus.
Just give me a minute. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Just give me a minute.
In fact, the whole book isn't just about Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
In fact, the whole book isn't just about Jesus.
The rest, it's the Jews who go like, and then we walked for 50 years in the desert - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
The rest, it's the Jews who go like, and then we walked...
It's just Jews, just fucking and then Jacob bought a goat and he got Isaac who got Ruth - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:17
It's just Jews, just fucking and then Jacob bought a...
The Jews in the first chapters are all 800 years old and then God - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
The Jews in the first chapters are all 800 years old and the...
I can't do it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
I can't do it.
I'll pin the heart disease to deal with it... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I'll pin the heart disease to deal with it...
This will reduce them to 10%. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
This will reduce them to 10%.
And that's the Jesus part. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And that's the Jesus part.
First Matthew narrates, then Mark's like, dude, that's not at all what happened, damn it! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
First Matthew narrates, then Mark's like, dude,...
And I started reading it because I'd never read it before, you know, because I was brought up Catholic. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And I started reading it because I'd never read it...
In the Catholic Church, they don't encourage reading. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
In the Catholic Church, they don't encourage reading.
Jews read their shit in Hebrew and in the South they read the Bible. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Jews read their shit in Hebrew and in the South they read...
So I got interested because I had my own conception of Jesus as a person. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
So I got interested because I had my own conception of Jesus...
And there's, it's interesting because when you actually read it, it's not as spiritual as you might think. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And there's, it's interesting because when you...
As here, here's the story of Jesus turning water into wine. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
As here, here's the story of Jesus turning water into...
Just, just listen - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Just, just listen