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And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like, when is murder murder?
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like, when is murder murder?

And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like, when is murder murder?

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And murder, it's like, weird, because it's like, when is murder murder?
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9 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:23:14
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Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Because if you kill, like if you kill someone, you know what they based your conviction on? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Because if you kill, like if you kill someone, you know what...
They're based on how you felt when you killed them. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
They're based on how you felt when you killed them.
They say, okay, you shot him in the head. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
They say, okay, you shot him in the head.
I think if you kill someone, they should base - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:16
I think if you kill someone, they should base
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to death, it's hypothetical. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to...
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic way, just kicking a three-year-old. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic...
And then you continue - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
And then you continue
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old?
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older.... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older....
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help...
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah, he's dying. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah,...
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and he's got cancer and COVID and - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and...
And he's like, and then you walk in. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
And he's like, and then you walk in.
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to see my father next week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to...
My father is not in a hospice. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
My father is not in a hospice.
He's in a life-support facility. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's in a life-support facility.
Just put food and like, what the fuck is the point? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Just put food and like, what the fuck is the point?
He's got a secret he hasn't let out yet? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
He's got a secret he hasn't let out yet?
Because my mother has just died. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Because my mother has just died.
One of your parents is going to die, and the other one will never fucking die! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
One of your parents is going to die, and the other one will...