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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And Peter, calling to Master, behold, the fig tree you cursedis withered and dead

And Peter, calling to
said to him: Master, behold, the fig tree you cursed
is withered and dead

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And Peter, calling to said to him: Master,
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behold, the fig tree you cursed is withered and dead.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:17
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God.
What the hell is this about Jesus? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
What the hell is this about Jesus?
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree.
That's right, asshole. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
That's right, asshole.
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad hair? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad...
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree.
It's just, I need another week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's just, I need another week.
I didn't do anything. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I didn't do anything.
You can't act like that. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
You can't act like that.
You walk around with that kind of attitude and someone's going to nail you to a cross. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
You walk around with that kind of attitude and...
That's what will happen. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
That's what will happen.
Like when he went to Jerusalem for the first time first time, his friends put him on a donkey and they - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
Like when he went to Jerusalem for the first time first time...
King of the Jew whores. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
King of the Jew whores.
And the Jews didn't like it... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And the Jews didn't like it...
The Jews were like, he's not my president, actually. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
The Jews were like, he's not my president, actually.
So they nailed him to a cross. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
So they nailed him to a cross.
I get organized... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
I get organized...
That's it, this image is the craziest thing craziest thing about this religion, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
That's it, this image is the craziest thing craziest th...
It's kind of blue and can be found in great places all over the world! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It's kind of blue and can be found in great places all...
It's in hospitals, and all the old ladies have it above their beds. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
It's in hospitals, and all the old ladies have it above...