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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

From Phoenix, Arizona, 45 degrees

From Phoenix, Arizona, 45 degrees

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From Phoenix, Arizona, 45 degrees.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
447
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:21
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
The homeless stand just outside at intersections with a sign that says, help me, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:14
The homeless stand just outside at intersections with a sign...
You're in a white BMW like, sorry, I can't. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
You're in a white BMW like, sorry, I can't.
I don't know how to help you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I don't know how to help you.
You go through them and you have to to make choices because you - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
You go through them and you have to to make choices because ...
So you choose who to lie to. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
So you choose who to lie to.
I don't, no, I don't know anything in any of my, I'm sorry. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
I don't, no, I don't know anything in any of my,...
Like there's this homeless guy who lives, I mean, he doesn't live - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
Like there's this homeless guy who lives, I mean, he do...
But we often see him around the corner. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
But we often see him around the corner.
And I walk past him every day, every day, because I go to the same store every day. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
And I walk past him every day, every day, because I go to...
I go there every morning, buy a handful of rhinestone earrings and go home. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:15
I go there every morning, buy a handful of rhinestone...
Anyway, I walk past this past this homeless man and all - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Anyway, I walk past this past this homeless man and all
And then on the way home, like 20 minutes later, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And then on the way home, like 20 minutes later,
But I do NOT want to give him another five dollars, you know, because I only have a few million. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
But I do NOT want to give him another five dollars, you...
I don't know what makes me say, hmm, you've already had your five dollars, young man. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I don't know what makes me say, hmm, you've...
And I should really spoil him? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
And I should really spoil him?
Give him the fucking money. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
Give him the fucking money.
Anyway, let me tell you a bit about my life. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Anyway, let me tell you a bit about my life.
I was raised in an orphanage about a block from my parents' house. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I was raised in an orphanage about a block from my...
And this is a joke, but my father, for real, my father is Mexican. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
And this is a joke, but my father, for real, my father is...
And hey, Mexicans, you're not supposed to be here. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
And hey, Mexicans, you're not supposed to be here.