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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

He washed your feet, then,you know, you should wash your feet,no matter what they teach...

He washed your feet, then,
you know, you should wash your feet,
no matter what they teach you

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He washed your feet, then, you know, you should
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wash your feet, no matter what they teach you.
Duration
7 seconds
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74
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:22
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But this is the story of Jesus cursing a fig tree.
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really happened. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Okay, that's all I need just to prove it really...
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I don't know. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I mean, none of this happened, but I'm kidding, I...
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I didn't invent anything. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I'm just saying, I just wanted to make it clear that I...
Okay, here's what he says. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Okay, here's what he says.
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA). - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
That's when Marc went bankrupt (Chapter 11 in the USA).
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
Okay, so Jesus entered Jerusalem when he looked around
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go into town, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
Bethany was like a suburb of Jerusalem, so, you know, you go...
That's where Bethany is. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
That's where Bethany is.
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was hungry, and seeing far away - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:27
And the next day, when they had come from Bethany, Jesus was...
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:15
And Jesus answered and said to the tree: No one
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree withered to the roots. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree...
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
And Peter, calling to said to him: Master,
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
And Jesus answered and said to them: Have faith in God.
What the hell is this about Jesus? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
What the hell is this about Jesus?
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Hey, Jesus, you killed that tree.
That's right, asshole. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
That's right, asshole.
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad hair? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
What are we supposed to learn from Jesus of the hungry bad...
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
So he's like, you're dead, you shitty tree.
It's just, I need another week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's just, I need another week.