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I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing
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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing

I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing

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I can't say Korean Jesus and do nothing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:12
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Well, generally speaking, Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
Well, generally speaking, Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes...
The truth is that Jesus was black, but that's rare. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
The truth is that Jesus was black, but that's rare.
Hey, man, get me down from here! Just kidding... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Hey, man, get me down from here! Just kidding...
I don't know any other Jesus, gay Jesus. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I don't know any other Jesus, gay Jesus.
No, I'm not going to... No, I won't. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
No, I'm not going to... No, I won't.
The fact is, everyone wants Jesus to be like them, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
The fact is, everyone wants Jesus to be like them,
Never once was he just a big Jesus, like... With, like, 10 nails in each hand to hold it together... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
Never once was he just a big Jesus, like... With, like, 10 n...
I'll tell you what Jesus wasn't... It's Korean... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I'll tell you what Jesus wasn't... It's Korea...
There are no Koreans in Jerusalem in the year 1... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
There are no Koreans in Jerusalem in the year 1...
Even when you're a kid, five-year-olds, and the church is like, oh, you're going to - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
Even when you're a kid, five-year-olds, and the church...
Oh, you're going to hell. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Oh, you're going to hell.
And you're five years old, and you're thinking, what have I done? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
And you're five years old, and you're thinking,...
The church is like, you know what you did, you piece of shit. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
The church is like, you know what you did, you piece of...
And you're like, oh yeah, shit.... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And you're like, oh yeah, shit....
If you're five years old and you steal a pencil pencil from your sister, you lie to this - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
If you're five years old and you steal a pencil pencil ...
I'm like, I'm gonna be roommates with Hitler. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
I'm like, I'm gonna be roommates with Hitler.
I've already killed four Jews, so I'll probably be roommates with Hitler. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
I've already killed four Jews, so I'll probably be...
They take you to a room, and Hitler gets hot lead in his asshole. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
They take you to a room, and Hitler gets hot lead in his...
And then they tell you, they're like, your turn, get in there, kid, it's your turn... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
And then they tell you, they're like, your turn, get in...
Hitler is like, uh, poor little guy... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
Hitler is like, uh, poor little guy...