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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I think if you killsomeone, they should base your sentence on the age of theyou killed

I think if you kill
someone, they should base your sentence on the age of the
you killed

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I think if you kill someone, they should base
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your sentence on the age of the you killed.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:48
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to death, it's hypothetical. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
If you see a three-year-old girl in a park and kick her to...
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic way, just kicking a three-year-old. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
I'm just asking you to imagine, in a very realistic...
And then you continue - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:19
And then you continue
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
But what happens if you kill a 98-year-old?
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older.... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's 98 years old, and not even a little older....
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
It's like a hospital, but they don't try to help...
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah, he's dying. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
It looks like a hospital, but the nurse goes, yeah,...
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and he's got cancer and COVID and - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:12
What if a guy's 98, and he's lying in hospice, and...
And he's like, and then you walk in. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:10
And he's like, and then you walk in.
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to see my father next week. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:11
And I was thinking about it today, because I'm going to...
My father is not in a hospice. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
My father is not in a hospice.
He's in a life-support facility. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
He's in a life-support facility.
Just put food and like, what the fuck is the point? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
Just put food and like, what the fuck is the point?
He's got a secret he hasn't let out yet? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:08
He's got a secret he hasn't let out yet?
Because my mother has just died. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:06
Because my mother has just died.
One of your parents is going to die, and the other one will never fucking die! - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:09
One of your parents is going to die, and the other one will...
They'll never die. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:13
They'll never die.
They're not your good parents. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:07
They're not your good parents.
He has two good parents. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
He has two good parents.
You have one crappy parent and one nice parent. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden 00:05
You have one crappy parent and one nice parent.